I'm going to get married...

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Re: I'm going to get married...

#61 Post by Yorke »

you weren't there
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#62 Post by Lolmy »

guess the invite got lost in the mail..it happens..






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#63 Post by Mrdude »

or they just didnt send it, idk.

Its possible.
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#64 Post by Lolmy »

dont be dumb.
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#65 Post by Lutia »

I only invite people that are sure about their sexuality and sexual interests.

Which means that this forum is almost completely banned.
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#66 Post by ItsSeflol »

So she does take it in the bum.
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#67 Post by Mrdude »

ItsSeflol wrote:So she does take it in the bum.


I can vouch this.
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#68 Post by Safersephx »

remember pso's loli wife? didn't his brother fk her and then something terrible happened and there may or may not have been police investigations?
you dont have any siblings do you lutia? :fear:

also i thought u were gonna get married to xeph???? :duh:
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#69 Post by Ploid »

Just don't give her a reason to want to have sex with another dude. Just like girls that don't want their man cheating on them, they treat them great and give the other girls out there some stiff competition.

Tasha: Hey Lutia you look hansom as #@%&

Lutia: -_- my wife tells me that all the time.

Brittney: Lutia look at my big boobs, do you want to feel them?

Lutia: Meh my wife's are bigger.

Sara: Lutia I'm going to shower you with compliments and make you feel great.

Lutia: Thanks.

Sara: Is it working? Am I making you wish you were with me rather than your wife?

Lutia: No, my wife treats me too good, much better than you.

Lutia: Ladies, ladies, you had your chance. I'm taken now.


Both sides have to bring their A game, marriage is tough work. Especially when you find sweet opportunities and want to try different exotic food when you're get a bit tired of eating Chinese. Beware of the sampler plates, you might want more.
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#70 Post by Bodycount »

Safersephx wrote:remember pso's loli wife? didn't his brother fk her and then something terrible happened and there may or may not have been police investigations?
you dont have any siblings do you lutia? :fear:

also i thought u were gonna get married to xeph???? :duh:


I remember that up until the police investigations...
With his superior American military training Pso should have been able to ice him without detection.
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#71 Post by ItsSeflol »

Plois its really easy to not cheat.
The trick is to stop before your dick is in her pussy and or other holes*.





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#72 Post by Dhiloda »

Blowjobs don't count.
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#73 Post by ItsSeflol »

Not if you're the president.

Also, is this a male (ts) order bride thing lutia or is she the girl next door?
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#74 Post by Ploid »

lol what the crap sef
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#75 Post by Bodycount »

keep em above the belt dawgs
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#76 Post by Yorke »

not what she said at all
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#77 Post by Bodycount »

o,ok carry on
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#78 Post by Mrdude »

friend of mine was seriously looking into getting a mail order bride.

he was talking to some blond Russian girl who was definitely too hot to be real. no idea where that ended up, but it was hilarious. Funny part is he really has no trouble with girls.
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