I'm going to get married...

[Lutia]

... as soon as chinese and german governments are done with paper-fighting and blahblah. thx.

[ItsSeflol]

The only reply to this thread is lolu.

[Lutia]

It is an unnecessary reply, because I am already aware!

[Yorke]

Balls > Bear Trap

[ItsSeflol]

And it ain't her vagina.

[Tyriac]

gawd you're all a bunch of miserable buggers ain't ya, congratulations on your forthcoming marriage, If you eat wedding cake the sex dies (just a heads up). Oh and the dishes, thats now your job not hers

[Yorke]

Sef lies, her vagina may be a bear trap also.

[ItsSeflol]

Does she do anal?

[Yorke]

serious question

[Ploid]

Grats, not looking forward to doing that. Marriage is a lot of work. Oh and move to China, its the most powerful Country. Germany is so 1940's

[Lutia]

Oh and the dishes, thats now your job not hers

[ItsSeflol]

serious question

[Bodycount]

grats man! (you want to get married I'm guessing)

serious question

serious question.

[Ploid]

Well I just had a weird dream, most likely because of Lutia. Somehow my friend crashed his truck into some Chinese business establishment then I woke up and I was the only one in the truck. Then these fine Chinese girls were slapping me and stripping, there was some scary chinese dudes around so I didn't touch. They forced my friend who's married to have sex with them, and I was recording the girls on my phone while making sure the dudes didn't notice.

Edit: The internet is too into anal. I'm not sure it's some inside joke but what the crap is going on. Tired of vagina, tired of mouth, tired of handjob, tired of boob job, let's see if butt is better. And I can't imagine it feels comfortable for the girl, and that's the one you're supposed to be pleasing.

[ItsSeflol]

This is still the 1970s, fuck how the chicks feel.

[Bodycount]

I heard about guys like you.
@Ploid

[Ploid]

There is a casual sex site up now (saw on CNN). How will you resist Lutia?

BC:
I the worst thing I fear about getting someone pregnant is the fact I might have to watch the suffering. Ever get a big chunk of crap that you claw your eyes out as you try to pass it? That's what I imagine when people talk about asking their girls for anal.

[Mrdude]

grats lutfag

[ItsSeflol]

BC come to north York and loan me 20 bucks. Going to the disturbed/korn concert tomorrow but I forgot to fuckin transfer money into my chequing account so I can't fuckin get downtown now.

[Lutia]

There is a casual sex site up now

This information is around 15 years old. Welcome to CNN.