SIMPLE TERMS FOR LUTIA
guy in jail got dumped
girlfriend got a new boyfriend
guy in jail got out of jail after telling prison warders he was gonna do bad things
prison warders tell policeman
policeman are all like yeah ok whatever
dumped guy gets a gun
shoots ex girlfriend (girlfriend aint in a good way)
kills her new boyfriend and hides
next day crazy gunman rings police and he's all "you didnt listen to me nigga now im gonna shoot the policeman on the motorway"
policeman is all like yeah ok whatever
crazy gunman walks up to policeman in his car and BANG BANG (policeman survives)
Then gunman goes hiding again.
1 week later crazy gunman gets bored of hiding and walks down a street full of policemen and puts a gun to his head
6 hrs later policemen are all like duuuuude... tired give up already
some useless old football player comes to talk with crazy gunman (i swear this would normally be a "only in america" moment)
gunman ain't having non of that so policeman goes screw you POW POW with Tazer
gunman involuntary pulls the trigger LAWL PWNED
now the awesome bit :- the gunmans family who had disowned him for being a maniac are now not happy with coroner's report and want a 2nd opinion