FUCK

[Mertron]

So basically you were just going to visit, and even though you had a place to stay and I guess something in the terms of a reference in the country they still said gtfo because of money? Strange.

[Knyght]

Yap. But this could have all been avoided had I known that I could get visiting clearance before my flight even left the ground. Which I don't know how the fuck I would've known, since it's basically the same thing as a visiting visa, which isn't even required for US to UK visits. The bitch immigration officer that processed me was just fucking awful, I wanted to throw a table at her and then pin her down with a chair and beat her face in with another chair. Thankfully, for her sake, all of the furniture in the interrogation room was chained to the fucking floor.

[Mertron]

Welp, dunno what to say other than shit could be worse I guess?

Unless you're me!

[Mertron]

I'm an excellent advice giver.

[Mertron]

I think I'll apply for a job as a crisis negotiator and push some contemplative suicidals off their ledges.

[Knyght]

Yea, I recognize that my plane could've just dove into the ocean. Still doesn't make the 10,000 mile trip any better, and my sleep is all kinds of fucked up now. Oh, and I didn't even get to see her for a second when I was there (and she was waiting for me at the airport), they forbid it lol!

[Mertron]

If it makes you feel better my life sucks worse. For example, I was going to pick up some beer tonight after work. However, I drank last night, and decided not to. Now I'm home and really wish I had some beer.

See? Your problems are infinitesmally small compared to mine, and I wish I could spellcheck the fuck out of that word but oh well.

[Knyght]

Also, on the flight home, My Sister's Keeper played. This song was in it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-ouxPhYy7Y

I almost broke down right there, and I don't cry, but that shit was rough

[Mertron]

Also I think I'm dating 4 girls at the same time in order to make up for lost time, so I feel kinda bad for being a douchebag, but at the same time, fuck women, they all have it coming.

[Knyght]

how do you even find women dumb enough to not realize they're being tiger'd?

[Knyght]

and 4 of them at that. Do you administer some sort of IQ test upon meeting them to make sure they fall below 75?

[Mertron]

That's the problem, none of them are dumb so it's gonna end badly, lol. Actually I've only seen two of them so far, hanging out with the other 2 this weekend. Just started with all of them pretty much, was seeing one kinda then somehow I managed to be interesting enough to have three others come to me in the last 2 weeks.

But whatever, I tried being a nice guy for ages and that shit didnt work.

Edit: Wasnt my idea, they came to me. Three of them practically asked me out and one of them it was obvious she wanted me to ask her. So I said fuck it, gonna say yes to them all and be an asshole.

[Mertron]

My excuse I tell my friends is "If I had said no thats just not polite."

[Bodycount]

Even if it ends badly as long as you get a few weeks out of it, it's all worth it rly

also @ this thread

[Yorke]

I flew 5000 miles and all I got was this lousy.....too soon?

Edit: What I'll never understand is why they let you on a plane going out of the country without even telling you, but when you get there they don't let you in.

[Mrdude]

I flew 5000 miles and all I got was this lousy.....too soon?

Edit: What I'll never understand is why they let you on a plane going out of the country without even telling you, but when you get there they don't let you in.

money.

I doubt he got reimbursed for his flight there.

[Yorke]

It wasn't the airline that didn't let him in, it was customs obviously. Unless customs gets a cut of airline tickets, which idk.

[Mrdude]

do they not all work for the same people?

I've never taken an airplane, but I would think everyone that works in the airport is employed by the same people.

edit: microwaved peperoni is pretty pwn

[Yorke]

Customs is a governmental agency that oversees protection of national borders. I have to pass through them every time I go to Canada. They're the people who rip through your shit to see if you're bringing drugs, guns, etc into their respective country.

Customs is who you have to show your passport to in order to enter a foreign country.

[Mrdude]

so they don't actually work for the airport?