FUCK

[Knyght]

Flew 5,000 miles to the UK to be with Xeph. Border agency said fuck you and sent me home saying that I didn't have enough cash for my entire stay, even after I said bitch I can get as much money as you deem necessary right now if you just let me use my phone, but NOPE LOL. So they throw me in a holding cell for 24 hours and I pass out on a metal bench and wake up some hours later to some guy saying to get up, time for your flight. 5,000 miles the other way. Got home, they've managed to lose my ONE piece of fucking luggage. So it's 3 days since I departed for my 3 month trip. And I'm home. With no clothes. And I'm fucking pissed and depressed and jetlagged and all this other shit. FUCK this goddamn situation.

I just don't even know what to say other than FUCK...

[Mrdude]

seriously?

[Lolmy]

Flew 5,000 miles to the UK to be with Xeph. Border agency said fuck you and sent me home saying that I didn't have enough cash for my entire stay, even after I said bitch I can get as much money as you deem necessary right now if you just let me use my phone, but NOPE LOL. So they throw me in a holding cell for 24 hours and I pass out on a metal bench and wake up some hours later to some guy saying to get up, time for your flight. 5,000 miles the other way. Got home, they've managed to lose my ONE piece of fucking luggage. So it's 3 days since I departed for my 3 month trip. And I'm home. With no clothes. And I'm fucking pissed and depressed and jetlagged and all this other shit. FUCK this goddamn situation.

I just don't even know what to say other than FUCK...

wat. But wow that sucks, sound like a bunch of douchebags over there. Guess not everyone can be as classy as us Americanas :/

[Mrdude]

Flew 5,000 miles to the UK to be with Xeph. Border agency said fuck you and sent me home saying that I didn't have enough cash for my entire stay, even after I said bitch I can get as much money as you deem necessary right now if you just let me use my phone, but NOPE LOL. So they throw me in a holding cell for 24 hours and I pass out on a metal bench and wake up some hours later to some guy saying to get up, time for your flight. 5,000 miles the other way. Got home, they've managed to lose my ONE piece of fucking luggage. So it's 3 days since I departed for my 3 month trip. And I'm home. With no clothes. And I'm fucking pissed and depressed and jetlagged and all this other shit. FUCK this goddamn situation.

I just don't even know what to say other than FUCK...

wat. But wow that sucks, sound like a bunch of douchebags over there. Guess not everyone can be as classy as us Americanas :/

was wondering the same ^^

[Knyght]

yea, seriously

[Lolmy]

DETAILS

[Knyght]

We've been 'together' for about 5 months, was going over to spend the holidays and a little more with her. Hopefully it'll still work out so that I can, but it'll mean that I have to fly out on Christmas Eve and arrive early the next morning. Assuming of course that I can get pre-flight clearance to enter the fucking country this time. I've never ever been one to resort to alcohol for anything at all, but fuck I just want to drown in it atm, really.

[Mertron]

You had me at hello.

[Mrdude]

drinking is bad don't do it

[Mertron]

drinking is bad don't do it

get
the
fuck
out

[Knyght]

I thought of you the other night when Man v Food was at the grease trucks tron. He did not get to name a sandwich after himself therefore I have ceased my watching of his show

because he is a gigantic failure and brings shame to slightly-to-average obese men everywhere.

But anyway, back to the topic at hand

[Mertron]

I thought of you the other night when I was in the shower washing my undercarriage

no homo










































k maybe a little

[Mrdude]

drinking is bad don't do it

get
the
fuck
out

I was clearly serious

I think the only one who's topped me in drunken posts on eden is sef, only mine don't normally appear drunk because I generally type fine while drunk.

though, if I read back over my posts I can always tell when I'm high.

[Knyght]

i thought of you that one time i went back to school to get my masters in english and then misspelled undercarriage on a public forum

[Knyght]

obviously i was referring to mertron, as i have little to no clue who mrdude even is

[Mertron]

I post drunk all the time, I just go back and doublecheck my spelling and whatnot because I'm a bastard like that.

For example, I mispelled carriage.

edit: motherfucker

[Knyght]

and wait a minute, i didn't actually do any of that stuff i just told mert i did. But the stuff about Xeph and I being together is legit, real talk

[Mrdude]

so you don't have a masters in english??

[Mertron]

So are you moving to jolly olde england or wat

[Knyght]

I guess technically i was going to move there for 3 months, but then I was coming back to assess the situation and figure out what the next logical step was. It wasn't all that jolly from what I saw though, fucking women are bitches there and men are polite as fuck. That seems a bit off