My story is a bit...it's a bit crazy...but here it goes anyway cause I'm bored at work until 9...and its 1PM fk. Enjoy:

The following takes place June 9, 2006 :

Okay, so I was driving around in my "friend" Paula's car after she, I, and 2 other girls were leaving this party. I think they were drunk, because for some reason in the back seat they all changed into their bathing suits and at a stop light jumped out of the car and ran through some sprinklers by a movie theater. I wasn't complaining, cause I'm a horny bastard...but that's beside the point. So anyway, after they got all the randomness of their lives out, they threw the clothes they had taken off in the trunk and slammed it shut. (Little did Paula know...her panties and jeans were hanging out the back of the trunk...nearly dragging on the street as I was driving). As if this wasn't bad enough, I let a drunk girl tell me how to operate a car. She was telling me that the headlights weren't on, when I knew damn well they were lol. Anyway, she turned the switch again which CUT the headlights off. So basically, I'm a black man driving at 3AM with a pair of panties and jeans hanging out the back of my trunk with no headlights on and somehow there was a taillight out, you can see where this is going. WOOOP, BEEP BEEP Po-Po pulls me over and asks for my license and registration. Car isn't mine, and Paula is too drunk to find the damn registration so this isn't going well at all. He then starts putting me through the damn ringer. Asking me where I've been, where I'm going, and why there are three white women in my car with bathing suits on half passed out. I have no answers for the guy that are valid, but I tell him the whole story anyway. He maintains a straight face through the entire ordeal, stern, and stoic. Then out of no where starts losing his damn mind with laughter (It appears my misfortune has saved me). So anyway, he makes me pop the trunk, he puts the pants and panties in the trunk, turns on the head lights, and makes me promise to tell Paula to fix her taillight tomorrow, which I didn't cause dat biotch had to pay for what she did to me.
So then, I drive to McDonald's and get all the girls ice cream and then we go back to Paula's house. Next thing I know, while we're in the back yard, an Cop starts shouting my name and pulls me off to the side. I'm like, WTF again?!? This time, it was because I parked illegally or something. He was about to give me a ticket then I told him about the whole thing with the half naked girls, sprinkler, Po-Po pulling me over prior to him...etc. He starts laughing his ass off and lets me go...oh...but this doesn't stop here...
The next morning, I'm driving to go get a haircut and a cop pulls me over for speeding RIGHT OUTSIDE my barbershop. My shop is in the hood, so white cops love to bust us lol. He claimed I was going 52 in a 35 zone. How he did this I don't know since he had no Gun out to gauge my speed, that sonovabitch. Anyway, he slaps me with a $120 ticket. I go to court, get put on diversion and am required to complete a driver's education course...which I didn't do. So 2 weeks ago I get a court appearance order from the prosecutor's office and my dad is flipping out! Like absolutely losing his mind because I was the last of his four sons without having a criminal record lol. He thought I blew it...finally I told him the whole story, but he didn't laugh cause he never does.

Long story short, RISBYN the reason I won't be getting my computer on Saturday is because I'm going to a driving class from 8:30AM to 4:30PM and then going to work from 5:00PM to 9:00PM... <_< I think that's the most typing I've ever done on a forum. Enjoy the epic that is, Palerider.

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GOLDSMITHING 100! Push it to the limit, always.

Run in with the cops....hmm.....nothing major, traffic violation.

I was having a financial crisis and barely had enough to get by, and i went for a few months with an expired registration and inspection. On the way to work, I got pulled over by a cop and he gave me a ticket for both. When I got to the town that I worked in ANOTHER cop pulled me over, but didn't give me a ticket.

/sigh I got my tags renewed and I thought I learned my lesson.....NOPE!

My registratione expired July 06, I just replaced the tag on Saturday, and the inspection expired March 07 which still has yet to be renewed. XD

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I just see a Wall o' Text. Then Risbyn in bold letters. So I'm guessing by the title it's about you being Black with the Police being White and that Risbyn's a hoe for missing his nigga.

Well then, fk u, Palerider, fk u.

Edit: Ok, actually read it the second time around. LOL@u

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"The internet is where men are gullible, women are men, and children are FBI agents."
"The day you get Apocalypse will be the day I quit." ~Scorsese

i might have a story to tell after my trip!

young, single, arab male, travelling to europe and the middle east alone... im sure they'd love to jump all over that D;

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lol

LOL@Arab+Traveling+Plane


United 94...the sequel

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GOLDSMITHING 100! Push it to the limit, always.

I have no run in's with the law. The cops in my area are crooked, and got busted for stealing ATVs. Anyone want a free HDTV?

Man, I really miss Pale's stories.

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Yes, I am better than you.



... at sex, at least. ;oa

Pulled over and questions on a holiday to the states at immigration for having a visa to Pakistan (woot!). Apart from that very little, UK cops don't seem to really give a shit.

Ash

Clearly, Ashaan, my ideal place of residence is in the UK, where the cops just don't give a damn!


Machdaddy- The day shall return...very soon, where Palerider will return. Buying my laptop when my brother pays me back on Friday (well partially). I decided to go cheap haha, I'M GETTING A DELL!


Dell Inspiron E1505 Dual core processor, 15.4 widescreen glossy Truelife, 1GB Dual channel, 80GB hard drive, ATI Mobility Radeon X1400 graphis card, Dell 1390 Internal wireless....<_< I have no idea what any of that means, that good? lol

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GOLDSMITHING 100! Push it to the limit, always.

Keep in mind, that story would lag half of fairy if read on the LS list

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

Ahhh c'mon it wasn't that damn long! lol

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GOLDSMITHING 100! Push it to the limit, always.

That's what she said

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

WTF I'm black



My PENIS is HUGE

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GOLDSMITHING 100! Push it to the limit, always.

That's what she said!

lol!



Totally worth it.

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Yes, I am better than you.



... at sex, at least. ;oa

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Didn't pay insurance, liscence and registration get suspended because of that... 9 months later, I get pulled over.

Court yesterday, 2 misdemenors and 3 tickets, I have to speak with the DA to see what I can do to fix it... court again on the 20th.


oh lawd.

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Mg's so dreamy. :>

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Mg you're a fkn rebel with a cause. How do I change my damn rank from Eden Master? That's so gay I hate it. INFO PLEASE BITCHES.

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GOLDSMITHING 100! Push it to the limit, always.

Pale's black....isn't that reason enough to be chased by the cops?

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No, not that by itself. Now, I agreed with getting pulled over for a DWB violation. That is, a driving while black violation, but aside from that, me being black is simply not enough to warrant an arrest or ticket!

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GOLDSMITHING 100! Push it to the limit, always.