hi

Confessions, let's see if I can do this in order.

After a few months of talking, Lolipop wanted me to fly to Portland, Oregon to be with her. I was 15, lol. (She was 20.) I did not do that. At one time, I had a lot of nudes of what she said was her, and if that was her, she was quite pretty. Really ...

How is this even possible.

She was waiting for me at the airport and contacted by the immigration officer who told her to go home and that she wouldn't be seeing me.

This fucking blowssssssssssssss

and 4 of them at that. Do you administer some sort of IQ test upon meeting them to make sure they fall below 75?

how do you even find women dumb enough to not realize they're being tiger'd?

Also, on the flight home, My Sister's Keeper played. This song was in it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-ouxPhYy7Y

I almost broke down right there, and I don't cry, but that shit was rough

Yea, I recognize that my plane could've just dove into the ocean. Still doesn't make the 10,000 mile trip any better, and my sleep is all kinds of fucked up now. Oh, and I didn't even get to see her for a second when I was there (and she was waiting for me at the airport), they forbid it lol!

Yap. But this could have all been avoided had I known that I could get visiting clearance before my flight even left the ground. Which I don't know how the fuck I would've known, since it's basically the same thing as a visiting visa, which isn't even required for US to UK visits. The bitch ...

I guess technically i was going to move there for 3 months, but then I was coming back to assess the situation and figure out what the next logical step was. It wasn't all that jolly from what I saw though, fucking women are bitches there and men are polite as fuck. That seems a bit off

and wait a minute, i didn't actually do any of that stuff i just told mert i did. But the stuff about Xeph and I being together is legit, real talk

obviously i was referring to mertron, as i have little to no clue who mrdude even is

i thought of you that one time i went back to school to get my masters in english and then misspelled undercarriage on a public forum

I thought of you the other night when Man v Food was at the grease trucks tron. He did not get to name a sandwich after himself therefore I have ceased my watching of his show

because he is a gigantic failure and brings shame to slightly-to-average obese men everywhere.

But anyway, back to the ...

We've been 'together' for about 5 months, was going over to spend the holidays and a little more with her. Hopefully it'll still work out so that I can, but it'll mean that I have to fly out on Christmas Eve and arrive early the next morning. Assuming of course that I can get pre-flight clearance to ...

yea, seriously

Flew 5,000 miles to the UK to be with Xeph. Border agency said fuck you and sent me home saying that I didn't have enough cash for my entire stay, even after I said bitch I can get as much money as you deem necessary right now if you just let me use my phone, but NOPE LOL. So they throw me in a ...

ItsSeflol wrote:My girlfriend said ... iPod ... Mac ... PC

LMFAO

Women are incapable of comprehending such things.

it wasn't nearly as good as i thought it would be

i was disappointed though