I AM THE MASTER OF EVERYTHING THAT IS EVERYTHING!

[Chamcham]

Hi.

[Bodycount]

sup cham!

buy my xiv account?!
every master of everything should have one

[Chamcham]

Had one since release, as a master of everything that is everything should.

[Ploid]

I approve this message.

[ItsSeflol]

I heard a rumour you died.
Rumour started by me.

[Chamcham]

You heard that rumour too?

That was so mean.

Why would anybody do that.

They said I died even though I didn't.

I'm not dead.

I'm still alive.

But they said I died.

Even though I didn't.

I didn't die.

It was so mean.

It made me so sad.

I cried at every night.

I still do.

[Ploid]

I didn't know you were a poet.

[Yorke]

Hi Chamskeetskeet

[ItsSeflol]

Speaking of Cham,
I got a new phone today. Nexus 4.

[Kooyo]

Hi Cham!

[Chamcham]

Nexux 4 looks like a sexy beast. Please tell me it is as sexy a beast as it looks.

[ItsSeflol]

I'm thoroughly enjoying it, downloaded a couple apps to make it better and it has become a fantastic phone. The camera is meh but whatever, I use a digital camera for concerts anyways. Given the price tag I would highly recommend.

[Yorke]

I enjoy my iPhone 4S immensely, I don't go crazy with apps and stuff but I've never had an issue.

Even fell into a hot tub with it and it works still.

[Bodycount]

Nexux 4 looks like a sexy beast. Please tell me it is as sexy a beast as it looks.

Shouldn't a master of everything know already??? 6 posts in and stumped.

[Chamcham]

Nexux 4 looks like a sexy beast. Please tell me it is as sexy a beast as it looks.

Shouldn't a master of everything know already??? 6 posts in and stumped.

Because fuck you. That's why.

[ItsSeflol]

Valid point.

[Bodycount]

shenanigans on your mastery I say

[Chamcham]

Your shenanigans are invalid because shenanigans are a category under "everything" and I'm the master of everything that is everything.

[Lutia]

[Chamcham]

You know you love this, lut. Don't deny yourself. Embrace it! Live! BE FREE!