Abide by the code

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Jaye · #1 Post by **Jaye** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:11 pm

http://www.liquorwits.com/code.html

Kooyo · #2 Post by **Kooyo** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:19 pm

i want these framed and put on my wall.

ItsSeflol · #3 Post by **ItsSeflol** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:10 am

"and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw"
I apologize to mankind, as I broke this..fiveish minutes ago.
I've also broken a lot of those, mainly the sleeping with a chick ones.

ALSO, these are redonkulously accurate.

Mertron · #4 Post by **Mertron** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:52 am

25. Fives must be called at all times when getting out of your seat. If not, your seat is up for grabs. However, "house rules" may come into effect, in which case it is left up to the owner of the seat.

Oh, the fights we used to have.

Also, I could tell stories about many of those codes, but I am looked down upon enough.

Yorke · #5 Post by **Yorke** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:09 pm

omg I love Fives. I've ruined many an evening with it.

Lolmy · #6 Post by **Lolmy** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:04 am

I break 30, 65, and 67 on a daily basis

Yorke · #7 Post by **Yorke** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:22 pm

20. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

34. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way up so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.

57. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object. In fact, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient.

60. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught.

61. No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has had in a night

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