spudman part 2

[Psoleus]

is due today, but my brother decided not to come to class today


so i'm not gonna write it

[ItsSeflol]

WOW

[Psoleus]

wut?

[ItsSeflol]

I want another story.

[Lolmy]

spudspudspudspudspudspudspudspudspudspudspud

[Psoleus]

[ItsSeflol]

murder suicide olde

[Lolmy]

S3f the day he get Rifidil '3'

[ItsSeflol]

Like that day will ever happen _

[Lolmy]

[Mrdude]

wow sef still doesn't have ridill?

[ItsSeflol]

Worst frens ever.

[Bodycount]

S3f the day he get Rifidil '3'

I laughed harder at that pic than I probably should have

[Psoleus]

writing it now niggs

[Psoleus]

On the last episode of Spudman, I left you off with the exciting introduction of Mirabella, the weird, red headed figure that can play the flute and shoot a bow. Now, for the exciting part two!
Egads! Spudman thought to himself, why did I just think about Egads, I haven’t eaten those for ages? How am I ever gonna get out of this one?
It seemed hopeless, yet Spudman was hoping, so it was obviously not. “You killed my twin sister that worked at Wendy’s, now prepare to die!” Mirabella shouted. “Wait!” Spudman said, “I can resurrect your sister into something cool if you give me a minute.” Spudman started doing his resurrection dance. One minute later, as promised, Spudman resurrected the deceased sister of Mirabella into something very cool indeed, a chocolate-vanilla swirl ice cream cone. “And now, resistor of the powerful Mertron, behold as your ice cream sister is dropped onto the floor! I’m only sorry I can’t eat it myself, my teeth are very cold sensitive.” As the ice cream cone splatted upon the ground, Mirabella’s eyes widened with rage. “My eyes are so wide with rage now! Prepare to be destroyed!” And so the epic battle commenced.
Mirabella shot an arrow through Spudman expecting an easy win, but she forgot that she was shooting a potato, and no arrow could kill a potato, only a deep fryer. “Ho ho ho, your arrows do not hurt me silly goose. Now eat my spuderangs!” Spudman served Mirabella a plate of spuderangs with chili and cheese, “They’re quite delicious,” Spudman said. “I don’t actually do any real fighting, after trying to destroy Mertron with my spuderangs and him just eating them, I gave up.” “Oh, why thank you very much. I’ve been starving all day, but Mertron has destroyed everything to eat in the world. I guess now the only thing to do is let you live, and kill Mertron and his evil, yet so cute and cuddly dog, Psoleus.
Mertron was amazed that the poisoned spuderangs did no damage to Mirabella. He decided that she is either amazingly strong, or just has skin of stone. There was nothing left to do now except to slice Mirabella in half. Mertron charged Mirabella and sliced her in half, and thusly, the epic battle ended. “Ho ho ho, as I told you before my small potato friend, nobody messes with the great Mertron and doesn’t get sliced in half like so,” Mertron chuckled.
After the epic battle was over, Mertron, Spudman, and the ever powerful and all omniscient dog Psoleus continued their epic quest for world domination. In their spare time away from killing the weak and innocent, they built homes in Mexico for the underprivileged. After some odd years of dominating the world Mertron and Spudman were very sad to hear Psoleus tell them something, “I’m sorry you two, I can’t spend as much time dominating the world with you as I used to. My wife is getting pissed at me hanging out with two dudes all day.” And so Psoleus left them, occasionally dropping into sew really expensive Asian clothes for them. “It’s just you and me now Spudman,” Mertron said.
So the epic duo decided to destroy something that has never been destroyed before, the universe-eating geckos. These geckos are no normal geckos, they’re universe-eating. “So,” Mertron said to Spudman, “how are we going to go about killing these geckos?” “I just don’t know,” Spudman replied, “but it’s gotta be something good. How ‘bout I spuderang them?” Mertron sighed, “You stupid potato, these geckos eat universes, they can most certainly eat your lame ass spuderangs.” Spudman started crying, “Have it your way then, we’ll just have you slice them in half like you’ve done to everything else.” But before Mertron could slice the geckos in half, they ate the universe.

[Psoleus]

see kari, i resurrected you into something cool.

[Psoleus]

forgot to ask you guys for some input on this one, it's due tomorrow but i was having a creative block today

it's nowhere near as good as the first, so what's up with some ideas guys?

[ItsSeflol]

Uh, I was promised to be in this one?

[Safersephx]

my promise was that you werent in this one

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[Kooyo]

pwnt