The Things I teach my brother.

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The Things I teach my brother.

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#2 Post by M fkn G »

When I was in high school one of my friends showed up to wendy's with a supersoaker and blasted the drive through girl with it. While making his escape the person behind him followed him and called the cops. The girl claimed there was bleach in the super soaker and that she couldn't see. It went to trial and the judge sentanced him to something without checking the contents of it. He was in jail for a while until an appeal, judges around here hate young guys and don't give a shit about the truth.

Moral of the story, if someone follows you stop and kick their ass.
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#3 Post by Nieryo »

moral of the story: those jobs are shitty enough w/o assholes like you guys making it worse. go fuk urselves.
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Nieryo wrote:moral of the story: those jobs are shitty enough w/o assholes like you guys making it worse. go fuk urselves.
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Fuck you, Homie.
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#6 Post by Mertron »

Homie didn't do it, his brother did is what I'm guessing >.>

Was much funnier the first time I saw it 6 or 7 years ago in CKY. OLDE.
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I would only do this if I knew the person at the window was a douchebag =/
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Yeah, I've workin in fast food before, and it does suck. But c'mon, that shit was halarious. And it was my brother not me. He has a whole sting of shit. We took some construction cones and blocked all the exits on a roundabout. The cars would enter, circle around 3 or 4 times, then get out and kick over a cone to one of the exits screamin and cussin. We got a CAT bus on one video (citizens area tranist). Blew up a few people's mailboxes, had to delete all those when my lil bro got arrested for doin one when he went back to film their reaction from down the street (he blew it up, then went back 45 min later). Apparently the dumb bastard swirved to a different street real fast when he saw the cops casin the joint, they chased him down and 2 lil girls who were riding bikes id'd him. I deleted all the mailbox shit off the camera and his computer before the cops took it as evidence..... so we don't have those any more unfortunately. Also got like over 20 house eggings and TP'ns. O yeah, and there was the time like 10 of us got together, and made assless chaps out of Jeans, and went grocery shopping. tons of other shit too. I think he's still workin on puttin all into a big movie, can't wait = :twisted: !!!
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#9 Post by Scorsese »

Your idea of entertainment is not funny. :nonono:
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#10 Post by Xepheria »

Sounds like the kind of moronic pranks thirteen year old kids play. :roll:
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Scorsese wrote:Your idea of entertainment is not funny. :nonono:


Xepheria wrote:Sounds like the kind of moronic pranks thirteen year old kids play. :roll:


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if i ever thought my kids done something so stupid, i'd turn them in myself to face the consequences
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#13 Post by lotmorning »

just stupid, working in fast food sucks enough as it is, then stupid shit like this happens.
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#14 Post by Risbyn »

Lucky that drivethrough doesn't have a camera to check the license plate. A guy got jailtime for doing something like that at a stoplight, throwing a cup of soda into another guys car. It falls under the assault with a projectile or some such. I'll look it up.
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Yeah, i got shot at point blank range in the side of the head with a paintball gun in the parking lot after high school one day. It was filed under gunshot wound to the head at the hospital.
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and man, you guys need to get ur prank on. Boys will be Boys.
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#17 Post by Lolmy »

Me and my friends used to throw rocks at cars when I was like 12, I can't say anything lol
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We used to drive around after school and shoot other cars from the sunroof with my paintball gun. We mostly aimed for expensive shit like porsche's, audi's BMW's and so on =p!
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#19 Post by Nieryo »

wow, you're a dick
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#20 Post by Sektor »

because you can never afford one or just because you're a dick?
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