early x-mas fun

[lotmorning]

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street
when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'

'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a
$5 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, 'Next year tell Santa to put a
reflector light on the back of it!'

The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'

Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and
answered, 'Yes, he sure did!'

The little girl looked up at the cop and said,
'Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top!'

[Scorsese]

Name that Christmas Carol!

1.) Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
2.) The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis
3.) Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
4.) Delight for this Planet
5.) Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
6.) The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals
7.) Array the Corridor
8.) Bantam Male Percussionist
9.) Monarchial Triad
10.) Nocturnal Noiselessness
11.) Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
12.) Red Man En Route to Borough
13.)Frozen Precipitation Commence

[Mirabella]

http://www.carols.org.uk/christmas-quiz.htm

[Mirabella]

Answers are in white ;p

1.) Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle – go tell it on the mountain
2.) The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis – Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
3.) Query Regarding Identity of Descendant – what child is this?
4.) Delight for this Planet – Joy to the world
5.) Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings – hark the herald angel sings
6.) The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals – twelve days of christmas
7.) Array the Corridor – Deck the Halls
8.) Bantam Male Percussionist – little drummer boy
9.) Monarchial Triad – We three kings
10.) Nocturnal Noiselessness – Silent Night
11.) Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers – god rest ye wary gentlmen
12.) Red Man En Route to Borough – Santa claus is comin to town
13.)Frozen Precipitation Commence – let it snow!

#1 stumped me, and I admit I got that answer from my sister (who looked it up), but I have never heard #1 sung as a christmas carol.

[Safersephx]

Name that Christmas Carol!

1.) Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
2.) The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis -Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
3.) Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
4.) Delight for this Planet - joy to the world
5.) Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings - Hark the Harold Angels sing ?...
6.) The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals - 12 days of christmas
7.) Array the Corridor- deck the halls
8.) Bantam Male Percussionist - little drummer boy
9.) Monarchial Triad
10.) Nocturnal Noiselessness - silent night
11.) Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
12.) Red Man En Route to Borough - Santa claus is comming to town
13.)Frozen Precipitation Commence - frosty the snowman? idk

lol D:

edit: oshi i should do like mira and put answers in white... lolz

[Scorsese]

Found a few more. :>

1.) Bleached Yule
2.) Castaneous-colored Seeds Vesticated in a Conflagration
3.) Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors
4.) Righteous Darkness
5.) Arrival Time 2400 hrs - Weather Cloudless
6.) Loyal Followers Advance
7.) Far Off in a Feeder
8.) Witness Display of Emotion between Parental Unit and Yule Icon

[Ploid]

Finny story Lot. Thought she would give him a ticket for not having reflectors on the horse.