Internet spoiled me. And people think I'm smart

[Ploid]

Because of the internet people come to me for all their problems, and help/advice. They think I know the stuff I find or talk about. Just a few mins ago someone asked me if I eat crawfish, to which I replied, "eeh yeah.." I don't really like crawfish and to not look like a idiot eatting it I went to google, typed in "how to eat crawfish" and looked at the first vid (asian girl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUNVJdFEjBs ). I'm not a crawfish newb, heck I used to catch them and fight them cock fighting style with the other kids (big neighborhood). The thing is I only ate the tail and wondered how the internets and the world ate crawfish.

Are you guys as lost without the internet as I am? Next I'll be asking google how to clean my floor. However it did save me a lot of money on changing my breaks instead of having a guy do it for hundreds.



Oh and you know when I ask for computer help? You guys made me look good.

[Tomiko]

(asian girl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUNVJdFEjBs ).

That girl loves the head.

[Bodycount]

I think of crayfish as ghetto shrimp.
Mostly people here use them for fishing bait lol (never saw anyone eat them I don't think)

[Ploid]

I was thinking that yesterday too. Shrimp is much better to eat (already peeled or if you buy them unpeeled uncooked it's so easy to peel, and more meat), they don't have the sauce of crawfish but that's what lobster is for.

[Yorke]

I've caught large bass with crayfish as bait.

[ItsSeflol]

Ya? Well I caught a sunfish when I was like 11.

[Yorke]

Real talk, when was the last time you fished?

[ItsSeflol]

Probably that time I was 11.
Pretty sure I'm 2/2, I remember when I was 8 I caught one too.
100% catch rate Ty.

[Ploid]

I went fishing once, didn't even catch anything.

[Mrdude]

I'm with ploid, my grandfather took me out for like an hour or so, and I didn't even see a single fish, let alone have one bite the line. Hated it ever since.

[Bodycount]

I just get drunk and roll the joints when friends go fishing..
still counts as fishing imo

[Mrdude]

as long as you're in the boat...


unless they don't fish from a boat, then whatever.

[Ploid]

I never been in a boat (Ship don't count) Can't sing "I'm on a boat" while on a ship, those things are built like buildings and you can't really tell.

I have been in a helicopter though, but not by choice.

[Mrdude]

wow ploid, I guess its just because I live on the ocean and spend a lot of time at lakes and the beach, but that's just crazy. You've never been tubing, water skiing, etc?

[Ploid]

Nope, I have lakes, rivers, and a coast near but never been in a boat or did extreme boating stuff. The only time I been in the ship was one of those gambling ships that stay off land to avoid tax and whatever rules that prevent gambling in Mississippi.

[ItsSeflol]

Black people can't swim.

[Mrdude]

ic

@ ploid and sef

[Yorke]

You mentioned you'd never been in a choppa by choice....mercy flight? ;[

Do hope not.

[Ploid]

Jackson MS. Hospital choppa. My small city, and neighbor bigger city couldn't do anything for me (stroke, @7. Survived no messed up parts other than less than normal vision in right eye, 3d never worked for me. Was given 72 hours to live at one point).

Another interesting thing, internet taught me I could have been retrained to see out of my right eye better if the doctors got me to wear a patch on my left. Also had to learn to walk again lol. You know how they have people in movies using rails to walk in montages to regain their ability to walk after a bad accident, like that. And during the hospital stay all I had to do was play nintendo and those tiger handheld led games. That's when I became a crazy gamer I played games before but I guess I got really hooked since it was also when I was retraining my brain.

livejournal lolchopers

[Bodycount]

holy balls a stroke at 7