Recently I was thinking, what if some country invaded the US and brought a real war to our homeland. I figured it'd have to be near our borders to really catch us off guard like that, and Canada is the only ones that can do it. Sure there's Russia and whoever else but Canada is acting like their our friends, yet going by Sef's behavior to me Canada seem to have some high level of hate for us.
USA should claim Canada, then work on Mexico. Too bad I'm not the president, we'd be awesomer.
The real reason is because I found a pic of Canada's army on Florida's beach. Maybe after Amy, trying to rescue him thinking he's a Canadian Damsel in distress.
Ploid is correct. I issued an invasion to go for Amylea, she's to be brought back to me. I'm actually a Canadian terrorist, fuckers didn't expect that shit.
You know since you said that your internet activity will start being monitored by the Canada version of the FBI and CIA right? Canada's Jack Bauer will be at your door.
One time I had a thought of making a joke about killing a particular president and had to apologize out of fear of being arrested.
Ploid wrote:You know since you said that your internet activity will start being monitored by the Canada version of the FBI and CIA right? Canada's Jack Bauer will be at your door.
One time I had a thought of making a joke about killing a particular president and had to apologize out of fear of being arrested.
I was reading the history of a game that is released soon, subconsciously probably the reason I made this thread, and I saw this line and burst out laughing.
The Timeline of how North Korea takes over the US in the game Homefront:
* 2011: North Korea faces another UN sanction over its latest nuclear test.
* 2012: Kim Jong-il passes away, he is succeeded by his son Kim Jong-un.
* 2013: Kim Jong-un is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize and featured on the cover of Time Magazine for his accomplishment of Korean reunification.
* 2014: American military withdraws from the Korean Peninsula. General Motors declares bankruptcy for the second time.
* 2015: The effects of peak oil are felt as gas prices reach up to 20 dollars a gallon due to a war between Iran and Saudi Arabia. Russia cuts off all oil trade with Europe. Survivalist literature becomes best selling in America. China's influences diminish.
* 2016: America withdraws its military from Japan and other countries overseas, focusing on its instability back home. Texas splits from the United States, border bloodshed takes place as refugees from other states attempt to enter Texas.
* 2017: Martial law is declared in the United States as its infrastructure crumbles due to lack of taxation.
* 2018: Japan surrenders to the Greater Korean Republic and is capitalized into a vassal state.
* 2019: The UN is dissolved.
* 2020: Canada closes its borders to Americans.
* 2021: Korean forces succeed in annexing many countries in East Asia. A new pandemic known as the Knoxville Cough begins to spread in the United States.
* 2022: Mexico closes its borders to Americans.
* 2023: The Knoxville Cough ravages the American public. The Korean People's Army reaches 20 million total personnel.
* 2024: The Greater Korean Republic starts launching their own satellites, claiming to bring a message of peace to the world.
* 2025: An EMP Burst is emitted by a Korean satellite, it completely destabilizes the United States infrastructure. This is followed by the Korean seizure of Hawaii and landings in San Francisco. Korean paratroopers are dropped into central United States.
* 2026: The United States is split into two as Korean occupiers irradiate the entire Mississippi River and occupy the Western side.
* 2027: The United States Armed Forces are completely scattered.
