Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...

[Gilean]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Scor and wait Pale

Last one....

Yo mama's so black, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger....!!!

[Safersephx]

omg im so offended


LS OFF

[Gilean]

lmao Safer

Yo mama's so stupid, she spent 20 minutes staring at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.

[Palerider]

I concede...
By the way, how do I change my rank? Eden Master is gay and I'm so much more creative lol.

[Scorsese]

Ranks are exclusive to admins. Gimme something pretty and I might change it. :>

[Ploid]

I remember doing momma jokes everyday before school started in the morning. Someone would always leave the gym with their head held low when the bell rung to head to class. It's all fun and games until the jokes are pointed in your direction and people actually know your parents, and all about you. That said..

Ok I have no jokes. Thought I remembered some good ones but thinking about it, they sound stupid and childish. To think MTV had a series based on nothing but people telling "Yo momma" jokes -_-

[Scorsese]

Thank you, Ploid, for spoiling our fun. :<

[Ploid]

Just doing my part to make sure another Free Thread Association monster is born :\ It's up to 1,400 posts now. It's probably taking up over half this forum's bandwith lol.

[Scorsese]

No need to thank me. :>

[Ploid]

[Machdaddy]

Yo momma's so fat, she jumped on a rainbow and skittles popped out
yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone


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[Aemora]

What's the definition of Sadness?

Running through an orphanage singing, "Where's your momma gone?"

[Upstateicicle]

yer momma's so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

[Lolmy]

[Oraphin]

Your Momma is so stupid, she run over by a parked car!

[Palerider]

At this point...I'm all out of yo momma jokes? Anyone else out? LOL

[Ploid]

-_- Your mother is so skinny, she can hoola-hoop with a cheerio.

Your mother is so skinny, she fell in a crack.

Your mother is so stupid, she put lipstick on her head and said she was trying to make up her mind.

Your mother is so ugly, they had to tie a pork chip to her waist so the dog would play with her.

Your mother is so ugly, the government moved halloween to her birthday.

Your mother is so ugly, even rice krispies wont' talk to her.

Oh man this is so stupid. Lock the thread please

[Scorsese]

Incoming lame!

Your momma's so ugly, God looked at her and said 'Oops...'

[Ploid]

lol ok that made me chuckle.

[Palerider]

Scor, your mother is so stupid, da bitch yelled in an envelope and I said, "The hell you doing woman?!" and she said...sending a voice mail.



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