I get outlotted on everything

[Ploid]

I don't remember seeing that one. Loved the double team tackles. Remind me of those old PS1 football games.

[Ploid]

Just made a discovery, there's no such thing as erectile dysfunction. After so long with a person you grow to not find attractive (really old people), or someone that just don't do it for you, you have to be forced to get it up.

[Mrdude]

*insert your favorite viagra/cialas commercial here*

[Lolmy]

ill insert something else there

[Mrdude]

mhmmm

[ItsSeflol]

Thing about the shake weight besides being hilarious is the fact it doesn't even work. It does nothing for muscle growth.

[Yorke]

idk bro those dudes got extremely ripped by the end of those commercials

[ItsSeflol]

Tru

[Lolmy]

guy who invented it is prob a millionaire now tho

[ItsSeflol]

A hilarious millionaire.

[Ploid]

lol wish I thought of it, but I'd call it a handjob trainer for females. Works on your grip and your back and forward muscles.


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So my cousin is going to marry someone she met through Eharmony. Not going to the wedding, I'm too ashamed of her. JK, my folks are though. They're saying "What if he's a serial killer, and you don't really know him." I'm slowly wising up to this internet to meet people thing. I'm telling myself that she works a lot and probably wouldn't be able to slow down and meet someone she's interested in. Before Eden I would be in the "He's a killer" group. Shaggyiii is no killer, Fuji could be though. I don't trust him.

[ItsSeflol]

I've read a study saying 1/5 couples meat (ts) on the net now.

[Ploid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmypAnX4fEY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbUFeaHlyN4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbEGIidxqqQ&NR=1

Herpes labialis is a common disease caused by infection of the mouth area with herpes simplex virus type 1. Most people in the United States are infected with the type 1 virus by the age of 20.

The initial infection may cause no symptoms or mouth ulcers. The virus remains in the nerve tissue of the face. In some people, the virus reactivates and produces recurrent cold sores that are usually in the same area, but are not serious. Herpes virus type 2 usually causes genital herpes and infection of babies at birth (to infected mothers), but may also cause herpes labialis.

Herpes viruses are contagious. Contact may occur directly, or through contact with infected razors, towels, dishes, and other shared articles. Occasionally, oral-to-genital contact may spread oral herpes to the genitals (and vice versa). For this reason, people with active herpes lesions on or around the mouths or on the genitals should avoid oral sex.

The first symptoms usually appear within 1 or 2 weeks -- and as late as 3 weeks -- after contact with an infected person. The lesions of herpes labialis usually last for 7 to 10 days, then begin to resolve. The virus may become latent, residing in the nerve cells, with recurrence at or near the original site.

Recurrence is usually milder. It may be triggered by menstruation, sun exposure, illness with fever, stress, or other unknown causes.

Prevention

Avoid direct contact with cold sores or other herpes lesions. Minimize the risk of indirect spread by thoroughly washing items in hot (preferably boiling) water before reuse. Do not share items with an infected person, especially when herpes lesions are active. Avoid precipitating causes (especially sun exposure) if prone to oral herpes.

Avoid performing oral sex when you have active herpes lesions on or near your mouth and avoid passive oral sex with someone who has active oral or genital herpes lesions. Condoms can help reduce, but do not entirely eliminate, the risk of transmission via oral or genital sex with an infected person.

Unfortunately, both oral and genital herpes viruses can sometimes be transmitted even when the person does not have active lesions.

[Bodycount]

most elaborate report on herpes to ever grace eden forums
you do work son

[ItsSeflol]

I got out lotted on the lottery for like the 100th straight week.

[Ploid]

I'm always shocked when people drink behind their friends, or strangers (not counting life threatening stuff like stranded in deserts and only one bottle of water). I wouldn't drink behind my own family.

[Yorke]

idk what you mean

[Ploid]

Drinking from something someone else drunk from without cleaning it. Practically kissing them.

[Yorke]

does listerine count

[Ploid]

Doubt germs would survive that acid. However I don't share that directly either. When I did, I thoroughly washed the cap before and after (doubt anyone use it straight from the bottle).