College Girl's PowerPoint "Fuck List" Goes Viral

[Ploid]

<her - not her>

Duke is in an uproar about a highly detailed "fuck list" that a recent female graduate made — in PowerPoint, complete with penis-size evaluations and dirty talk transcripts. We've got that document, and spoke exclusively to the now-contrite author.

The full document begins at the bottom of the page.

Upon graduating, the author decided to pass on the wisdom she had learned, in thesis format. The subject: "An education beyond the classroom: excelling in the realm of horizontal academics." The thirteen subjects are each preceded by a tableau of photos of the men, most of which seem to be pulled from Facebook and athletic action shots
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The internet does it again. Be careful who you have sex with

http://deadspin.com/5652280/the-full-du ... t/gallery/#

Haha -canada points

[Mrdude]

I wish I could read it all on my bb, I can only see a paragraph and a half. Its pretty hilarious though.

[ItsSeflol]

All I can say: lol

[ItsSeflol]

Also, she seems a little racist.

[Ploid]

Until she tries a black guy, then she'll seem reverse racist.

I kid I kid.

I haven't read much of it but if you mean that she prefer white dudes it's natural to be attracted to your likeness. Like me and brown skin. There are 0 black people around me at my new house and I feel like a sore thumb. Doesn't help that my surrounding neighbors are old and may have memories of my people doing their chores.

What was I talking about again?

It was on the cab ride back that I discovered he was rude, Canadian, and spoke mostly in French. Needless to say, the warning flags were waving furiously, yet, in the interest of my research and out of a perverse curiosity, I decided to continue towards his apartments [sic].

[Mrdude]

whats even more hilarious, my friend is writing a book, about pretty much the same shit, only its a dude, and no pictures/fake names, etc. Also not only about banging girls, other crazy stories of shit we've done is in it.

[Ploid]

The controversial thing is that she included real names, it's of college students which could effect their lives now (facebook ruins jobs), and it's all over the internet. For dude conquest lists are tougher to complete than a girl's. Girls can enter bars and come out with a guy a lot easier than a guy doing the same thing. Just take her research for example. She didn't even have to make an effort to hook up with people that should be out of her league (not my words). Dudes don't care who they sleep with as long as she don't look down right hideous, and maybe that would even pass if he's drunk.

[Yorke]

I don't see anything drastically wrong with her.

[Ploid]

You mean with the act? It's normal, just that she documented it all in detail. More of a those guys got exposed thing, privacy invaded, than omg she has sex thing.

[ItsSeflol]

It's pretty gay that she would use the real names. Especially if you have a 2 inch dick.

[Ploid]

The dick size measuring thing might be the worst part for the guys with the short measure. The ones that was bad in bed is next. Well I'd think that if I was on the list and someone said bad things about my performance.

[Mrdude]

yeah, but the guys who were good are gonna get laid so much easier now.

[Ploid]

But it won't matter if their job application is rejected because of this incident. Due to a lot of competition a bad facebook photo, or incident like this could get your app tossed out in favor of someone else that was on equal ground as you (which is usually 40 other people).

[Yorke]

I meant the picture; it was in reference to the "out of her league" comment.

[Mrdude]

she looks alright... Doesn't really look like anything special to me though. She's no Anna Kournikova.

[Ploid]

I meant the picture; it was in reference to the "out of her league" comment.

Dudes in another forum (where I stole the story) were saying it. I didn't really look at the dudes she had sex with, only saw the text and even then I wouldn't know. I doubt girls even know whats good looking for guys outside of power chin, solid body, square face, healthy skin/hair, and piercing eyes. Girls care less about looks than guys, and guys don't really care how you look for one night stands (beer may be needed). To me, she don't look internet hot, maybe if she was dressed up in something better, and had something done with her hair and face expression. Looks like an average everyday person or a Hillary Clinton. May have been into goth in high school.

Edit: Some of the posts about the out of her league thing were probably made by girls, or gay guys that were jealous. Not kidding, in fact I'm sure at least one was gay. They have a whole thread about "We're Here! We're Queer! The All-Purpose Gay Discussion Thread!".


I'm 100% sure he's gay. Knew him a long time, way before ffxi. lol at his tag, and about the big text. I read forums on my tv.

[Tomiko]

whats even more hilarious, my friend is writing a book, about pretty much the same shit, only its a dude, and no pictures/fake names, etc. Also not only about banging girls, other crazy stories of shit we've done is in it.

Is your friend's name Max Tucker?

[Ploid]

This thread's theme song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX6kbN-bOkI

[Yorke]

The one on the right looks wretched.

[Mrdude]

From what I can tell on my bb she has a better body but her face is ugly as fuck.


On an unrelated note, I almost picked up an amateur stripper on saturday night, she was hot as fuck too. My friend opened it perfectly for me... "Oh, but Mrdude here is a male stripper" I had her sitting on my lap for like an hour before her friend made her leave.


Fuck she was hot. The dress she was wearing didn't even cover her ass and she had a thong on. Was a pretty sweet night. Snuck into vip and everything