Does your cat look like Adolf Hitler? Do you wake up in a cold sweat every night wondering if he's going to up and invade Poland? Does he keep putting his right paw in the air while making a noise that sounds suspiciously like "Sieg Miaow"? If so, this is the website for you.
lol ok that took me a while but I totally see it, aaand now I can't unsee it.
You know what would be awesome? You know how dogs walk when you put booties on them, like that german army kick march. They should put boots on the cat and make a video of him doing the german march thing.