Wo0tz 4 LOLgovernment errors...

[Homie]

Yeah, i just got off the phone with the USAF and they said INtel is about a 4 month wait. SO, i'm gunna check out the other jobs they have to offer. Got an appointment te meet with a recruiter tomorrow.

[Machdaddy]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they need to do some background research and such, which in something as bureaucratic as the military, can take a while, but anyways, good luck tomorrow ;o

[Daniel]

homie >.>! don't do it!! UPS! STOP HIM!

[Homie]

Well, I just got home from my USAF recruit meeting. They seem like they'll be able to ship me off in about the same amount of time as the navy, so I'm calling the Navy office tomorrow and telling them I'm goin Air Force. The recruiter told me intel might take a while, but if some1 drops out i could get the spot. Otherwise I'll be taking one of the Electronics jobs. Anywho, i should know sometime next week when I'll be shipping. Thanks again ty drac and ris for the much needed reality check. I owe you guys.

[Risbyn]

OMG ALRIGHT! Thank god you aren't going Navy. Enjoy your time in the chairforce, Homie bro! Don't forget to drop us a line sometime! ^^

[Risbyn]

Ok some pointers for the military -

Shave everyday
Every month get a haircut
Iron your uniform
Come 15-30min early to work (don't be late!)
Shine your shoes and keep 'em that way
When you're getting your ass chewed out, keep your military bearing
Use your chain of command
Keep a copy of your contract
Know your rules and regulations (This will save you a lot of headaches especially when someone higher than you tried to fuck you thinking you don't know dick but you shouldn't really run into this)

That's pretty much it, keep your nose clean and have fun man.

[Mertron]

A buddy of mine is in the navy.

You think being on any old boat sucks?

He is on a submarine 3 months in a row. (I hear they get to come up for air sometimes!)

Good decision.

[Tyriac]

Take Care Homie, Have fun and stay in touch!

[Machdaddy]

Army man and a navy man are pissing in a public bathroom. Army man finished up and walks out.

Navy dude: In the Navy, we're taught to wash our hands

Army dude: In the Army, we're taught to not piss on our hands.



lulz. I'm sure you'll learn plenty of navy jokes while you're in :>

[Risbyn]

3 Generals of the Marines, Army, and Navy are standing together on an Aircraft Carrier arguing over who commands the bravest men.

The General of the Marines calls a Marine over and says "Marine! Jump off the front of the ship to show these two lollipops who's the bravest." The Marine replies, "Yes sir!" And proceeds to jump off the ship and into the shark infested waters.

The General of the Army calls an Army Ranger over, "Ranger! Show's these two fine gentlemen who's the bravest! Stuff a grenade down your pants and pull the pin." "Yes sir!" replies the Ranger and gets blown away by his grenade.

The General of the Navy says, "That's nothing. Sailor!" A sailor comes running over and salutes, "Yes sir!"

The general says, "Sailor, I want you to climb the highest point of the control tower and jump off!"

The sailor looks at the general and says, "Fuck you sir!"

The General of the Navy says to the other two generals, "Now that takes some balls."

[Machdaddy]

lol, that one was pretty good

[Homie]

Just got home from the homie D's house. After an excessive number of beers i looked in the mirror and decided the only way i could look sexier was if i was sportin' my valor surcoat irl. Miss ya all much, i'll make an efort to log in tomorrow, but I'm supposed to paint the fence in the front yard, so we'll see what happens. Anything new goin on with my utmost favorite bunch of loafers aka muh Eden peEpz?

[Lolmy]

Finally got another Nid today, did cerb and ultima too, pretty good day

[Oraphin]

BTW secksy i has ur haub+1, dusk gloves and Potent belt. SO u don't think they gone missing.

Also changed my p/w again so only me and up have it. So ur stuff can't go walkies. If u wants new p/w drop me an IM or something.

[Dracus]

Ok Homie, Here's the updated Version of Ris thingy down below.


Sure 100% way to go through crappy part of the Chairforce.
Boothcamp = Do Everything.. I mean Everything (cept sexual favors/murder/etc) u r told.
Techschool = If ur gonna have sex. Do it only when they give you the permission to get out of base (like 1 month into techschool). It will be a bit laid back invironment compare to Boothcamp, but keep your military bearing.
Pay Atention to class.

Once u r out. Everything will be all diferent. Not alot of people will be anal about things.. unless thats their personality. (U'll run into this in a daily basis)

Ok. for bases. Try... i repeat. TRY! to get an overseas base. because if you dont. It's rly freaking hard to get overseas. Everything is changing in the Airforce. Oh once u r done with this and all settled down. give me a shout out. i'll give u my gov, email later. Dont post it in public btw.

Now for the dialy military shit down below. Ima change update it.

Ok some pointers for the military -

Shave everyday [If ur a hairy bastard, yes do so]
Every month get a haircut [same thing on here]
Iron your uniform [You might or might not get the new uniform. The new one u dont have to iron. It has a perm. Creases and u dont have to shine ur boots, but if u do. Iron it good]
Come 15-30min early to work (don't be late!) [Not 30min, just a good 10-5min early is good enough]
Shine your shoes and keep 'em that way [Refer to the uniform section]
When you're getting your ass chewed out, keep your military bearing [do so]
Use your chain of command [Very important]
Keep a copy of your contract [Same as this]
Know your rules and regulations (This will save you a lot of headaches especially when someone higher than you tried to fuck you thinking you don't know dick but you shouldn't really run into this) [Get your self a big folder and make sure you dont loose it. Put everything in it and put it in a safe place, and that doesnt mean your office.]

That's pretty much it, keep your nose clean and have fun man.

Welp thats about it. Not much changes, but im living the life of a Chairforce so i'd give u the heads up and all. Gl bro!

[Homie]

Oraphin, just don't sell my shiznit. Other than that man feel free to take what u need till i'm back. I cancelled my billing for a while because there is no point using what little money i have to keep it up, but i know u said u might pay to keep the char goin or w/e till i get back. I know u siad u were low on gil when i was last on, u can sell the Hades' Earring in my inventory and keep the gil till i'm back. Just let me know if u re-activate the content ID, if so i may get a chance to hop on.

Drac, I'll keep u updated on the recruit process, i should be meeting with my officer again on the 4th or 5th, she took some of her leave to go on vacation over the Holiday weekend and shit.

Grats on the nid guys, i see ya got a dalmy, Eden +1 {Found it!}.

~ Keep on keepin on ~