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#1 Post by Yorke »

feeding tube while she recovers from having her legs amputated.

KAPOW BITCHES

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... gD9CFS7HG1

News story doesn't point out that she actually asked to have her legs cut off so she wouldn't have to drop to her knees for dudes everytime she gets that wasted.
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Holy crap!! Dang.... Holy crap! Oh man. Wow
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#3 Post by Mrdude »

A western Pennsylvania woman who drank herself unconscious celebrating
Happens at least twice every weekend to someone I'm drinking/partying with.
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I blame her friends as much as the hospital rly
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I blame her because she's stupid.
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#6 Post by Mrdude »

she fails at drinking, obviously.
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