Anybody caught buttering their bread before breaking it, I promise to shoot them.
Anybody who drinks their beverage with food still in their mouth will also be shot.
Anybody caught spooning toward themself will be shot.
Anybody caught without a napkin in their lap...
Anybody caught using their fingers to move their food...
Anybody who begins eating before everybody is served...
Anybody who blows on food to cool it...
Anybody who talks with food in their mouth...
Anybody who drinks white wine holding their glass by the bowl or drinks red wine holding their glass by the stem...
You will each of you get a bullet in the head.
We are 30,000 feet above the earth, going 455 miles per hour. We're at a pinnacle of human achievement, and we are going to eat this meal as civilized human beings.
Happy Thanksgiving!
A Thanksgiving Toast.
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Ploid
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Re: A Thanksgiving Toast.
Screw all those rules. I push food with my thumb if it won't get on the utensil. Eating civilized* sucks. If I had to eat like that I'd just do a few bites, be done, and eat for real when I can eat the way I want back at home, or something.
Napkin in my lap? lol.
Wipe my mouth with a napkin every few seconds when there's no real need to? ha.
Waiting until everyone is served? What is this socialism?
I'm glad I don't have to eat at televised events, or such where the dinner is just a show, packed with formality.
Napkin in my lap? lol.
Wipe my mouth with a napkin every few seconds when there's no real need to? ha.
Waiting until everyone is served? What is this socialism?
I'm glad I don't have to eat at televised events, or such where the dinner is just a show, packed with formality.
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Re: A Thanksgiving Toast.
Trade you this here bullet casing for half your land.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Much love.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Much love.
Re: A Thanksgiving Toast.
Happy Thanksgiving all!
And gtfo with this happy holidays nonsense.
And gtfo with this happy holidays nonsense.
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Re: A Thanksgiving Toast.
Happy thanksgiving to you all (ok day late)
I joined in with the festivities on ff by dressing as Santa (i thought everyone trusted santa) and giving away free silver imperial coins at the coin guy. you wouldn't believe how many people refused lol
I joined in with the festivities on ff by dressing as Santa (i thought everyone trusted santa) and giving away free silver imperial coins at the coin guy. you wouldn't believe how many people refused lol
Re: A Thanksgiving Toast.
Ballz.
You're supposed to hold the stem of a wine glass, no matter the type.
Some cultures would consider it rude to wait for everyone to be served and let the food cool.
You're supposed to hold the stem of a wine glass, no matter the type.
Some cultures would consider it rude to wait for everyone to be served and let the food cool.
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