Todays news

[Tyriac]

An American man who brewed coffee naked in his own kitchen is facing indecent exposure charges and could be jailed.

Eric Williamson, 29, from Virginia, insists he has done nothing wrong and any exposure of his private parts was purely accidental.

Williamson was making coffee in the buff at 5.30am when a woman and her seven-year-old son walked past his kitchen window in Springfield.

The woman then called the police.

Fairfax County Police spokeswoman Mary Ann Jennings said the woman claimed Williamson then moved and exposed himself again through a large front window.

In his defence, Williamson said: "I'm by myself. So I come down here - the roommates are gone, and it's my house.

"I never had a conversation with anyone, never saw anyone. Didn't cross my mind, came and got coffee. I mean if I stood and seemed comfortable in my kitchen possibly it's natural. It's my kitchen."


Williamson, who is the father of a five-year-old girl, continued: "I am a loving dad. Any of my friends... and anyone knows that.

"And there is not a chance on this planet that I would ever, ever do anything like that to a kid."

Trial lawyer Dickson Young, who is not connected with the case, explained that "in order for it to be a crime, they have to prove - the state and police - have to prove that he knew those people were there when he was standing there.

"The statute requires an intentional display of your private parts. So if you are occasionally displaying them, accidentally displaying them, inadvertently displaying them it's not a crime."

Ms Jennings said the police would not pursue a case based on inadvertent exposure. The charge is a misdemeanour punishable by up to a year in jail.


Counter sue for her peeping tom ways (not once but twice) and trespassing?
Last I was aware being naked in your own home ain't a crime!
besides w t f was she doing out with her 7yr old son @ half bloody five in the morning????!!!!!!

[ItsSeflol]

Anyone else find it even funnier the lawyer's name is Dickson?

[Bodycount]

sounds like the woman stopped and had a look with jr in tow
and yes S3f, def a nice touch

[Ploid]

I've been meaning to say something on this, but I had no way of typing it up before. Now I'm at a pc.

The dude was in the right. Even if he has a house of glass they can only get him to put curtains up as walls. The woman is his x wife. His son was up at 5am walking with his mother because his mom had this plan. Dude is getting set up! Who don't walk around the house nude when they have no company? One of his friends might have left the window wide open before he left the house with this guy passed out in his bead.

All in all this will make for one killer story for said friend. "Remember that time Kreg was knocked out and I left his house with the window open?"

[ItsSeflol]

Kreg is some newe spelling.

[Ploid]

How Suzan spelled yuor name is her businesz.