Particularly amusing is that once the batteries die, you either have to buy a new one for another $9.99, or disable the service and thereby the security that the device gave ya. Based on how shitty the quality of this thing probably is, it'll last a year tops, and all you've paid for is the Moogle Satchel.
Also noteworthy is that Square-Enix offers no warranty whatsoever beyond 90 days. You'd think if they were offering this because they are concerned with their customers' security that they'd be offering to replace it should the device fail. We're already fucking paying them $12.95 plus $1.00 per mule per month and they can't do that? Bullshit. They just want as much money as they can possibly squeeze out of us, and from what I read on various FFXI forums, they're getting it and they will continue to get it.
Article 6 Returns and/or Exchanges1. The Security Tokens are non-returnable and non-refundable.
Article 7 ReplacementIn the event that within 3 months of receipt the Security Token the Registered User's password does not appear due to a failure of batteries, and such Registered User is in compliance with this Agreement, the Registered User should contact the Information Center and request a replacement. Square Enix will in its discretion replace or fix the Security Token.
Article 8 Use of the Security Token3. If your Security Token runs out of batteries, it will no longer be able to obtain a one-time password, therefore, you will be unable to log-in using your Security Token. If your Security Token shows low batteries please disable your Security Token registration or obtain a new Security Token. Please see here to check the batteries of your Security Token:
http://account.square-enix.com/manual/en/about.html In the event that the Security Token runs out of batteries please contact the Information Center to disable your Security Token.
Article 9 Prohibited Use of the Security Token- Replace batteries for the Security Token (The Security Token is freshly formatted and can not be used once the batteries are replaced.);
Article 11 DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIESSQUARE ENIX HEREBY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES. SQUARE ENIX IS PROVIDING THE SECURITY TOKEN "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND. YOU ASSUME THE RISK OF ANY AND ALL DAMAGE OR LOSS FROM USE OF, OR INABILITY TO USE, THE SECURITY TOKEN. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, SQUARE ENIX EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ANY AND ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, REGARDING THE SECURITY TOKEN, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, ANY IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NONINFRINGEMENT. SQUARE ENIX DOES NOT WARRANT THAT THE SECURITY TOKEN AND ITS USE WITH SQUARE ENIX WEBSITES OR SERVICES WILL MEET YOUR REQUIREMENTS OR THAT THE OPERATION OF THE SECURITY TOKEN AND THE WEBSITE AND/OR SERVICES WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR-FREE.
(in all caps originally. It seems this part is very important to Square.)