To whomever argued that sorbitol is not found in semen....

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Iticus · #1 Post by **Iticus** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:23 pm

"Seminal fluid... is composed of dozens of chemical components. The
base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with
many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of
semen's ingredients:

Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins
Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen...

Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In
dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin. Besides
protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as
zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and
magnesium."

Don't Spit, Swallow: Cum Nutrition Facts

Mrdude · #2 Post by **Mrdude** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:24 pm

do YOU swallow?

Iticus · #3 Post by **Iticus** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:26 pm

sureynot. I can't remember who, but when i described how my wife is allergic to the sorbitol in my semen they were 100% sure semen didn't contain it. i think it was kny :zzz:

Tyriac · #4 Post by **Tyriac** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:27 pm

you can keep your salty phlegm tyvm, i'll stick to regular fruits n veg not meat and 2 for my nutrients :mrgreen:

Lolmy · #5 Post by **Lolmy** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:32 pm

How do you know it's salty :fear:

Mrdude · #6 Post by **Mrdude** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:35 pm

hehehe

Iticus · #7 Post by **Iticus** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:37 pm

Lolmy wrote:How do you know it's salty

TEE HEE

Tyriac · #8 Post by **Tyriac** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:39 pm

i wasnt always an oap ya know, you do the math

Iticus · #9 Post by **Iticus** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:41 pm

Well i'm pretty bad at math, so if i add it up, only 1 word comes to mind.....

BUKKAKE

Don't kill me, tyriac. :fear:

Tyriac · #10 Post by **Tyriac** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:31 pm

omw to kill you knp

Aemora · #11 Post by **Aemora** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:34 pm

My GF's face went from "Oh?" to "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" in a matter of seconds.

THANKS ITICUS, NOW SHE'LL NEVER SWALLOW AGAIN...

Tyriac · #12 Post by **Tyriac** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:35 pm

I guess im bringing Aemo and his better half with me Iti

ItsSeflol · #13 Post by **ItsSeflol** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:06 pm

New life rule: If she spits, spit in her face and call her unhealthy.

Iticus · #14 Post by **Iticus** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:18 pm

Well if she isn't allergic to sorbitol, then she has no excuse. When my lady does 30min later she is slurping pepto bismol, which isn't very flattering.

"Hey, hun, i was good tonight huh?!" "uhh, sure chug chug chug"

ItsSeflol · #15 Post by **ItsSeflol** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:22 pm

That makes is awesome?

Iticus · #16 Post by **Iticus** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:01 pm

Sef, you worry me sometimes.

ItsSeflol · #17 Post by **ItsSeflol** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:02 pm

Ya;9
I got drunk at 11 in the afternoon lol

#18 Post by **Herant** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:18 am

stickie this thread :bowdown:

Ploid · #19 Post by **Ploid** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:45 am

This information is awesome. However I was never into the swallow it for me crowd.

Mrdude · #20 Post by **Mrdude** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:45 am

Tis useful information.

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