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Tyriac · #1 Post by **Tyriac** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:24 pm

Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!"

A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.

Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's YOUR mum, is it?"

Tyriac · #2 Post by **Tyriac** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:25 pm

Hmmm, snow.

The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day.

Scorsese · #3 Post by **Scorsese** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:07 pm

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!

sera · #4 Post by **sera** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:44 pm

ItsSeflol · #5 Post by **ItsSeflol** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:00 am

GIVING HER WHAT, GIVING HER WHAT?!
Also, was funny, but I didn't laugh, but it was agreeable.

Yorke · #6 Post by **Yorke** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:30 am

This one day Sef and I are walking through this field and we see this sheep with his head stuck in a fence.

I was feeling particularly frisky, so I turn to Sef and I say "Man I'm really horny, I'm gonna fuck this sheep right here."

So I pull down my pants and start banging this sheep. I get done and I'm all sweaty and shit. Sef turns to me and says "Damn, I'm horny as hell too, and that looked a lot of fun. Mind if I step in?"

So I'm like "nah, man, I'm spent, go ahead."

He's like "Awesome"

So I pull my pants up, and as I turn back around I see that Sef has his head stuck in the fence.

Lolmy · #7 Post by **Lolmy** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:18 am

Yorke · #8 Post by **Yorke** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:26 am

Couldn't make that up.

ItsSeflol · #9 Post by **ItsSeflol** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:41 am

Not gunna say it didn't happen.

Ploid · #10 Post by **Ploid** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:48 am

Yorke wrote:This one day Sef and I are walking through this field and we see this sheep with his head stuck in a fence.

I was feeling particularly frisky, so I turn to Sef and I say "Man I'm really horny, I'm gonna fuck this sheep right here."

So I pull down my pants and start banging this sheep. I get done and I'm all sweaty and shit. Sef turns to me and says "Damn, I'm horny as hell too, and that looked a lot of fun. Mind if I step in?"

So I'm like "nah, man, I'm spent, go ahead."

He's like "Awesome"

So I pull my pants up, and as I turn back around I see that Sef has his head stuck in the fence.

Yorke · #11 Post by **Yorke** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:48 am

Precisely.

Aemora · #12 Post by **Aemora** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:55 pm

Mrdude.

Scorsese · #13 Post by **Scorsese** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:14 pm

I enjoyed this story.

Mrdude · #14 Post by **Mrdude** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:30 pm

ItsSeflol · #15 Post by **ItsSeflol** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:56 am

This does not surprise me.

Yorke · #16 Post by **Yorke** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:41 am

Aemora wrote:Mrdude.

lmfao

Aemora · #17 Post by **Aemora** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:17 am

Glad someone got it. ^^

THETA SASH GO!

Mrdude · #18 Post by **Mrdude** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:46 am

why you continue to talk?

Your post count will never again be comparable, asshole.

Aemora · #19 Post by **Aemora** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:50 pm

Quality not quantity.

Your bitches should've taught you that by now.

Yorke · #20 Post by **Yorke** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:00 pm

Aemora wrote:Quality not quantity.

Your bitches should've taught you that by now.

All of my 7k posts (including the stolen ones) have been amazing.

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