Random youtube videos

[Kobesama]

WHY THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME OMG XDDDDDDDDDD

[Yorke]

"is this real life???"

[Ploid]

Mr. Chi-City on the phone with Comcast. "Million dollar panties".

He's trying to get comcast to fix his cable problem before this chick that he invited over gets there. No cable no pussy. The lady on the line has to sit through his detailed explanation on how much work he put into setting this day up for the pussy. The girl claims her pussy is $1,000,000 good, and he don't want to get cock blocked out of getting it because the cable isn't working. No cable = Chi-City is cheap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL5pdNoU-rU&sdig=1

[sera]

I didn't watch the Superbowl so I thought this could have been a UK commercial since its Dairy Milk and that candy bar isn't so popular stateside (I didn't see it on youtube, it was just linked so i didn't see the title.) Hilarious nonetheless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S382RoO6s8A
And a couple others:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79tMMFja-Fw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYgKQ3_hWA4

And this one only ran in texas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwJSD46JSoM

[Ploid]

The careerbuilder one was annoying to me. I like the water section though. Looks so random and weird.

That candy bar commercial was pretty good. I like when the girl broke out the balloon for the bebop.

[sera]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JsZbSzMi08


A PENGUIN? AND HE'S BEEN DRINKING!

[Kooyo]

[ItsSeflol]

I GET IT

[sera]

Another hit, from the "Jizz in my pants" guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

Aww sh**, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the f**king deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfu**ing toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfu**ing boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfu**er take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfu**er cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and sh**
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfu**er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fu** up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fu** land, I'm on a boat, motherfu**er (motherfu**er)
Fu** trees, I climb buoys, motherfu**er (motherfu**er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfu**er (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfu**er

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fu**ed a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafu**in' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

[ItsSeflol]

God dammit I hate our generation.

[Ploid]

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist (comedy)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

[Kooyo]

SNACK ATTACK MOTHA FUCKA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKSIaeQHV94

[ItsSeflol]

dats me n ky

[Kooyo]

hellz yea

[Ploid]

Omg. Wii related. Funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bMS8XOC20k

[Kooyo]

i laughed

[ItsSeflol]

lewl

[Yorke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikYZ4Ztty80

Lyrics have been posted recently but here's the clip.

[Yorke]

This is the song you hear when you piss a taru off. Man, I can't believe I forgot how fucking awesome Ben Folds is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pWB2N0_TxM

[sera]

and so cute also
I love ben folds