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Kooyo
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by Kooyo » Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:49 am
a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender says "Oh cool, where did u get that?" The parrot says "Africa"
I hate this linkshell with a fiery passion.
Lolmy
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by Lolmy » Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:10 am
olde
I hate this linkshell with a fiery passion.
Safersephx
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by Safersephx » Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:19 am
lewl....new one to me ^^ and plois, u need to chill out rly
lol
ItsSeflol
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by ItsSeflol » Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:04 am
DON'T MAKE ME BEAT YOU DOWN RODNEY KI--o..
Ploid
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by Ploid » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:14 am
I wasn't seriously upset, I just seriously didn't find them funny. I made up those lame jokes for no reason and with no effort so it's not like I put a lot of time and thought into them. I play games like gta, I don't mind violence. I thought the holocaust joke was odd, and maybe wasn't meant as a joke at first (Jaye's odd way of saying what's up eden).
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by Lolmy » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:19 am
If you had a gun and 2 bullets left, and hitler, stalin, and a politician were standing in front of you, who would you shoot?
the politician, with both bullets
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Ploid
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by Ploid » Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:23 am
Ok why the politician?
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by Machdaddy » Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:14 am
hm, that one is kinda laem. Technically, Hitler and Stalin were both politicians <.<a
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by Ploid » Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:21 am
Well I guess it was a trick question. Both bullets meeting a politician each, and there was always 2 people and never 3. But "a politician" destroys that theory.
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by Kobesama » Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:23 am
Ploid wrote: Well I guess it was a trick question. Both bullets meeting a politician each, and there was always 2 people and never 3. But "a politician" destroys that theory.
this
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by Ploid » Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:38 am
the politician , with both bullets
The politician
s . The person asking the question seems bent on the politician being a third person, and a singular person. Bad presentation.
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by ItsSeflol » Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:52 am
Two politicians walk into a bar.
They both fall.
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by Kobesama » Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:28 am
sera
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by sera » Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:19 am
bush, cheney and sarah palin are on a plane suddenly the plane loses cabin pressure and begins to plummet to teh ground who is saved? The rest of the world
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by sera » Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:21 am
a polish man is running from an SS solder during ww2... during his run, he prays to god for help. he says "god, if you save me, i'll dedicate my life to serving you." god decides to save him, and descends upon the SS solder. He tells the soldier "Soldier, I am God, listen to me -- you must let this man go free, he is destined to become the pope!" The SS soldier replies, "but what about me?" God answers "oh, you'll be next."
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by SerZelig » Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:36 am
A father takes his daughter to tje doctors. Doctor ask "is she sexually active?" and the father replies "no, she lays there like her mother!"
how is that for a joke
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by Kobesama » Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:01 pm
Omg Zelig
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by Blaize » Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:33 pm
Lolmy wrote: If you had a gun and 2 bullets left, and hitler, stalin, and a politician were standing in front of you, who would you shoot?
the politician, with both bullets
Tell them to line up, shoot once, hit all 3 with 1 bullet. Keep the other bullet for Zelig^^
jk srsly omg
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by Kobesama » Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:34 pm
LMAO, gud1 Blaize
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by Blaize » Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:36 pm