I'm getting bored of the internet. Hook me up with bookmarks

[Scorsese]

You wouldn't look right with a rack, babe.

[fertdawg]

Hm boobs

[Knyght]

[Scorsese]

I just don't get what the fascination with boobs is.

[Machdaddy]

I don't get the fascination with manass, myself.

[Scorsese]

Man ass doesn't sag uncontrollably as much as boobs do when u get old.

[Ploid]

Omg omg, you guys, omg.

Porn industry seeks federal bailout
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/20 ... /#comments

Posted: 03:00 PM ET

From CNN's Rebecca Sinderbrand and Mark Preston

Larry Flynt is asking for a bailout.

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.

“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”

Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry's survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people."

“We should be delivering [the request] by the end of today to our congressmen and [Secretary of the Treasury Henry] Paulson asking for this $5 billion dollar bailout,” he told CNN Wednesday.


Flynt and Francis concede the industry itself is in no financial danger — DVD sales have slipped over the past year, but Web traffic has continued to grow.

But the industry leaders said the issue is a nation in need. "People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."

So far, there has been no congressional reaction to the request.

–CNN’s Chloe Melas contributed to this report

tl;dnr version

Larry Flynt begs for a porn industry bailout

The internet is doomed?!

On the subject, how could the pron industry have prevented this? Make porn more fun and interesting? Make it about more than sex and have a compelling story behind it and great actors? Make block buster theater porn that sells millions at the box office? Clean porn up for younger sub 18 folks?

[Machdaddy]

Man ass doesn't sag uncontrollably as much as boobs do when u get old.

Yeah, but we're looking at young boobs, and we'll be looking at young boobs when we're old as well.

[ItsSeflol]

Midlife crisis at 27.

[Kobesama]

Man ass doesn't sag uncontrollably as much as boobs do when u get old.

Yeah, but we're looking at young boobs, and we'll be looking at young boobs when we're old as well.

[Bodycount]

omg

LOL

[Ploid]

What is this? I see it all over web forums in avatars.

[Mrdude]

omg

LOL

oh my....


amazing

[Lolmy]

isn't that from some movie, but which ijdk

[Kobesama]

Dumb movies like American Pie? (don't get me wrong, I loved American Pie 1-2-3 but the others are junk :/)

[Yorke]

idk but that thing is just awesome.

[Lolmy]

I read recently that hey're making another American Pie movie (with the original cast, not another gay spinoff)

[Yorke]

that would be pretty kewl

[Kobesama]

that would be pretty kewl

[ItsSeflol]

" Universal has abandoned plans to release a new "American Pie" sequel, with original cast members, in theaters. I've no idea why - - it might possibly have something to do with the reluctance of those original "Pie" cast members, namely Alyson Hannigan, Sean William Scott and Jason Biggs, who're doing alright for themselves outside of the franchise. The original plan, we're told, was to sequelize "American Wedding" but that "just didn't work out. The next film will again go direct-to-DVD BUT it'll be in the more vein of the first two "American Pie" films, scribe David H.Steinberg (who worked on "American Pie 2") tells Moviehole (on a side note, Steinberg also hopes to direct the movie). Titled "American Pie : Book of Love" the film will have a link to the first couple of films in that it's tied to the story of that legendary how-to-bonk book that the guys found in the original movie. You'll recall the book was passed onto young Kevin by his older brother (Casey Affleck) who explained that, "It originally started as a sex manual, this book that some guys brought back from Amsterdam in the early eighties. What to do with your tongue, things like that. And each year, it got passed on to one East student who was worthy of it." And those other students, of course, added their own techniques to the book.

* Casting has not begun, but it's been suggested that some of the original "Pie" gang may still make cameos."