I get outlotted on everything

[Yorke]

I was asked to the movies by this chick today. She wants to go see Benjamin Buttons though and I have absolutely no inclination to go see it. She's cute but she's kinda young for me. She's 20 and I'm 24, turning 25 soon. Not good.

[Ploid]

Young is fun, the older they are the more angry and scared they are. All that history of boyfriends and such gets them down. Then they start singing that song "I bust the windows out your car".

Oh and Benjamin Button is lame. Very awkward, a old looking kid hitting on a child, then a old woman having sex with a young kid. What the crap at that, even though the age is right, it just so wrong.

[Yorke]

What the fuck @ Benjamin Buttons, does this girl want to molest me or something, or me her?

I always like younger girls because older girls are dirty gray cougar whores. Anything over 23 should be chained and dropped into the ocean like they did with Megatron in Transformers. Ok, that might be a bit severe. Let's go with Lake Ontario. If I'm not interested then they aren't interesting.

[ItsSeflol]

I've never even heard of this movie before.
It looks gay.

[Yorke]

Yeah no kidding. I want to see that one movie Taken that's coming out, looks pretty gangster.

[ItsSeflol]

Go see that Adam Sandler movie.

[Yorke]

I would have to say that isn't in my best interest. Still not sure whether the movies in general are.

[ItsSeflol]

Eat her out either way?

[Yorke]

She does seem pure. Monica was almost right. I don't go down on the first night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86gNefVZ03w

[Ploid]

Oh man, Monica

Holeeeee crap man. I just watched Speed Racer with the missus. Speed Racer is BOSSSSSSS!! The movie straight rocks, and in HD with all that color popping, and the sound just floors me. It's kinda kidish at parts, but people love pixar movies and they're way more kiddie than this. The movie is rawr, so buying this blu ray for my collection. Dude...



And it falls under chick flick sorta.


Christina Ricci looks cute (by design) in it, almost like she's another person and so much younger than she is. I remember her from Adams Family way back when.

[Yorke]

Dark haired girls are king. Again, do the ocean Megatron thing to blonds.

[Ploid]

Yea, I'd only date a girl that can share my brush. However I cut my hair super low now, so I have no need of a brush unless I let it grow too much. And my hair stay's spiky straight.

[ItsSeflol]

Bitches be all up in your brush yo.

[Ploid]

While we're on the subject of hijacking Vedder's emo thread, do anyone else treat their parents like children when recommending movies? Like it can't have any sex, violence, or gore in it. I do, for my mother. PG13 all the way.

[Yorke]

I jus know that my parents are not at all interested in anything that I tell them. I don't bother telling them about movies because they don't have the same sense of humor or look for the same things in movies that I do.

[Bodycount]

My one friends mom used to let us watch whatever movies we wanted but if there happened to be some bewbage in them she would just fastforward it, not shut it off mind you just fastforward. WE STILL SAW THEM THOUGH!

[Yorke]

hahaha, what a g. My parents used to jus be like "well he's gonna see it eventually." Not that they actively sought out to go out and see movies that had hardcore nudity. Like, they never let us watch Showgirls or anything, but they used to let us watch basically anything we wanted.

To keep on the topic of being my emo thread; there is not enough female frontal nudity in films. Explain.

[ItsSeflol]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05V6z9whxfY
?

[Mrdude]

Aemo outlotted me last night, too


AEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

pm me about next salvage/enm plz omf

[Bodycount]

To keep on the topic of being my emo thread; there is not enough female frontal nudity in films. Explain.

I wish I could explain it myself really