I like Super's Idea better so Im jumping on his bandwagon:
I've totaled:
First car, 1981 Ford Escort Wagon, 4-banger manual transmission and yes, it was this babyshit color....
Timed Owned: 9months # of Accidents: 8
This one died in a fire, like, a Big fire, fuel line split and pumped an entire tank of gas onto my hot engine. I kept the gascap as a memento.
Second Car, 1985 Ford T-Bird Elan, 5.0 V8. in Black. This was my money car at the local (illegal) races.
Time Owned: 1 Year # of Accidents: 1 really big one.
Rolled this one, off a ditch, under a barbed wire fence, off a couple of trees and finally wrapped it around some huge fkn posts
that support grapevines in the local vineyard. Yes, I was speeding. This car got me into (and out of) a LOT of trouble.
Third Car, 1996 Cougar. I went with a V6 this time so that my driving record could cool off.
# of Accidents, quit counting, had 8 in one month, 3 in one day once. My insurance company hated me. Most were not my fault.
Met my stalker Ex in this car, he proceeded to break into it and steal my shit every 2-3 months for the next 4 years. In that time I changed the oil, um, never. Sold it to some friend of a friend of a friend, who scrapped it after my stalker ex broke into it and slashed the leather and pissed on the seats.
Fourth Car, 1998 Chevy Blazer
Blew the engine after owning it 1 week, I was in Alabama halfway into my cross-country drive, on a Saturday. No place to get it fixed until Monday because (as the local yokel put it) "True believers in the word of God don't work on the weeknds" anyway, GG lemon law!
Fifth Car, 1995 Ford Taurus
# of accidents, 3.
Yeah, blew this one up too. Time owned, 1 year.
Sixth Car, 2001 Hyundai Accent.
# of Accidents, 0.
Still going strong *knocks on wood*