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[Scorsese]

We need one of these for funny jokes.

I FOUND ONE!


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THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
(This one is too funny to not forward.)
My flight was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood
as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to
descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you
could just put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines
but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man
can pitty-pat us on the ground. '
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am
called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without
missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm
called a Queen, so I out-rank you. Tray-up, Bitch

[Lutia]

LAME

[Scorsese]

[M fkn G]

olde but funny still

[Ploid]

[Lolmy]

Scorsese.

[Scorsese]

[Knyght]

This is the lamest fucking stickied thread ever in forum trolling history.


FAIL

[Mrdude]

This is the lamest fucking stickied thread ever in forum trolling history.


FAIL

[Lutia]

UNDONE.

[Doshu]

Why are the thread of shame and thread of fame in this forum section and stickied? It says anything but ffxi go in here.

[Yorke]

rly....

[ItsSeflol]

this has epic written all over it