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#1 Post by Aemora »

So, I was in DA today with Boba, and we were showing each other our... Gear...

Anyway...

I decided that it would be a rather splendid idea if Boba and I got married. Even though she's a female with a penis irl, my taru can stick his cock in Boba! And thus...

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...we got Married! Of course, I wasted no time getting along with my manly duties, as did Boba's hers...

At first, Darkwarrior couldn't bare to watch, it was just too much; embarassment and all that jazz...

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...but then, he sought to be intreged by Taru love. I mean, he was viewing it from the correct angle. The native Darters, however, thought "Sod this" and went off to find a Morbolo to tease.

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Tyriac watched on, stupified and in awe of the shire cheek of these two.

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COCK-IN-THE-MOUTH.





































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#2 Post by Darkwarrior »

i filmed.

on sale for 1gil/tape
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#3 Post by Boba »

Even for a hand drawn paint penis, thats bad Aemo.
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#4 Post by Aemora »

WOT

Tarus' have tiny testicles and huge, bright wangs.
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#5 Post by Tyriac »

Ahahaha :lol: :rofl: :lmao: :lolhammer:
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#6 Post by Safersephx »

for some reason this reminded me of aemo's picture story with his teddy bears... man i thought he was so weird back then.... he still is weird <3

someone find that post, or did it get deleted in the great forum fire of 2006?
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#7 Post by Aemora »

Give me a moment...
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#8 Post by Aemora »

Page Break...

BEARing in mind that I posted these like, two weeks after joining Eden, I think I more-or-less solidified my character and personality on the linkshell early on ^^

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Meet my Teddy-Bears. For argument sake, we'll call them Mr and Mrs.

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'Course, they recently got wed, or whatever... So first things first... A FUCK!

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After his dick gets plastered in vag-juice, she goes to town and sucks him off like no tomorrow!

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Then, Mrs. demands that he Mr. enter her from behind - She watched some German (Re: Seiriem) and thought she'd give it a try!

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And finally, they end the night in a classic pose, half-romantic and in each others', uh, well, in each other...

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END! (Part 2 inc)
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#9 Post by Aemora »

Part 2!

So, Mrs. Teddy-bear was upstairs..

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...touching herself inappropriately. Mr. watched on for a little while. What was she watching?!?!?!

Why, the Miss.World competition of course!

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(From left to right - Ms.America, Mrs.Peru, Mrs.Australia, Mrs.UK, Mrs.Zeus, Mrs.Canada [Mrs.America wannabe], Mrs.Jihad, and Mrs.Mecico)

Now, poor Mr.Teddy-bear had to go to work, so he picked up his stuffs, and left. Mrs. was still at it...

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Now, what Mr. didn't know about his Mrs., was that she secretly was having a fling with Mrs.Mecico, and no sooner than Mr. had left the house, Mrs.Mecico was around, and they wasted no time at all, and tucked into each other, quite literally...

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So, Mrs. got a two-way strap-on, and Mrs.Mecico fucked Mrs. the way she liked it... Anally...

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But Mrs.Mecico could not get enough of Mrs. sweet, sweet tasting vag-juices. So she had to get herself tucked in again...

...Unfortunately... Mr. had forgotten something and came home and caught them in the act...

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...Feeling betrayed by his Mrs., Mr. picked up the biggest, longest and thickest thing he could find (that wasn't his own penis [or that of his owner, rl Aemora :/]), he KILLED MRS. WOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!11!!!oneoneone!1!!!!!!one!!!!1!

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#10 Post by Aemora »

teehee
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#11 Post by Lolmy »

I think you need help.


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#12 Post by Mertron »

can we ban aemo

plz
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#13 Post by Aemora »

wtf no

gtfo!
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#14 Post by Herant »

OMG pls stick that Image :rofl: :lmao:
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Mertron wrote:can we ban aemo

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#16 Post by Tyriac »

the only thing that disappoints me regarding our dear Aemora is the fact we lack a picture of him in wellies in a field of sheep. And lets face it EVERY Welshman has one of those pics somewhere
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#17 Post by Risbyn »

Oh dear lord.
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#18 Post by Bodycount »

protip#279

NEVER under any circumstance ever travel to Wales.
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#19 Post by Tyriac »

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there's a vid of my fren Jason (welshman) somewhere in a field chasing sheep with the wellies he deliberately brought along for our first clan trip. however a farm dog started to bark ~ and it didnt sound that little or friendly so much running ensued back towards campsite over a drystone wall with barbed wire on the far side of it. Jason jumps and stumbles slightly, Chris jumps, stumbles gets caught on barbed wire wall partially collapses and he ends up hobbling across the road with a bust back for the remainder of the weekend.

Great weekend was had by all :bowdown:
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#20 Post by Sureaboutthis »

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4 aemo :cat:
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