Sooooo, for those of you that didn't read my last thread about the girl that thought I was gay, I'll give you the synopsis:

Hot white girl thought I was gay. The End.

So basically, my friends were drunk and called her out for being dumb and thinking I was gay and I was like, "Ahh damn, this is going to end badly." Ever since, I thought things between us were akward. So anyway, she sent me a message on Facebook (Yeah I got Facebook, so fkn what biotch!) and this is what it said, it exonerates me of my homosexual suspicions, and puts me in the league of such great heterosexuals as...SCORSESE! lol...iKid, iKid. Anyway, this is merely yet another closing chaper in the never ending story of Palerider!

Quoth, Hot White Girl :

Hey!
OK so I totally do NOT think you are gay! At Tyler Smith's house, the night that I met you, someone said something along the lines of you being gay. I stupidly thought they were serious (I mean how many times in the course of an evening do you hear guys call each other gay and what not?! Seriously katie have some judgement!). But anyway, I have a ton of guy friends who are gay and didn't think of it. I think the only reason anyone heard about it in the first place is b/c I told brianna rowland that I wanted the girl version of your shirt (with the big polo!) and she was like which guy, and I was like "I dunno... I guess he's gay?" No worries, she corrected me immediately and thought it was pretty much hilarious and told me how you worked at a tux shop and have a pretty bad ass sense of style!!

I am SOOOO sorry if I offended you in anyway! I really did not mean anything of it! Oh and don't worry about the guys at the tailgate b/c I honestly thought they were kidding because I had forgotten about the whole thing in the first place! But I am seriously SOOOOOOO sorry! And I am sure I will see you around so we better be cool!!

P.S.
5 year-olds are bitches!!

~Fin

Oh, and when she said 5 year-olds are bitches, that's in reference to the story I told her about when I was in high school in student naturalist class showing a snake to 1st graders and when I got done I asked if anyone had questions, and this little snot-nosed white kid asks, "Yeah...are you gay?" and I flipped out on his ass and cursed him out and nearly got in trouble...alas, a story that must be flushed out in its entirety another day.


I IZ EXONERATED!

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GOLDSMITHING 100! Push it to the limit, always.

errr... for me, high school ended like 6 years ago. :/


Pale, stop being dumb.

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I read, "You can take the black man out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the black man."

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"The internet is where men are gullible, women are men, and children are FBI agents."
"The day you get Apocalypse will be the day I quit." ~Scorsese

How proverbial Risbyn.

Screw you Mgirardi!

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GOLDSMITHING 100! Push it to the limit, always.

I'm sorry, Pale, but any man who has a closet full of Prada is just downright gay.

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And tht is international. Even in England, u wear Prada... O he must be gay.




Even tho they have some nice shoes.

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fuck a bitch if she act too grown

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

Fools, I have ZERO Prada in my closet. I have Prada sunglasses, that's it. My closet consists of INC, Ralph Lauren, Banana Republic, Armani, and assorted Nike work out gear...Chuck Taylor shoes etc. etc. I'M STRAIGHT DAMN YOU BITCHES! I saw her at a party this weekend too...she gave me a big smile and one of those tight hugs, you know what I'm talkin' about I'm sure. Things are looking up...stay tuned my little bitches.

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GOLDSMITHING 100! Push it to the limit, always.

o.o

Sup guys. So yea if you do nothing but play games when your girl is over, that upsets them. Well unless they are into games too. Lesson learned. The more you know.


DANCER

Basically what I'm sayin dog fuck a bitch

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