AM I GAY?! BITCH, YOU CRAZY?!

[Palerider]

This is the girl who I hung out with a whole night, defeated in a very close game of Beer Pong, and then said goodbye to...later that night she is talking to one of my best girl friends and asks her point blank if I'm gay...now...here is my charge ladies and gentlemen :

I'm in a heated stupid college bet to see who can hook up with the most girls before the end of the summer. The target number 14, whoever gets there first wins, or if no one gets there, whoever has the highest count before semester ends. Soooooo, my competition knows the whole deal about her thinking I was gay, and think it's so hilarious that they said if I manage to hook up with her, I automatically win the bet (which is a $300 pot) So...my question for you is this :

Is it possible to go from a girl thinking you are GAY, to turning around and hooking up with her in a "one night only" passion?! Discuss. Oh, and this is the girl, best of luck to me lol...she's okay I guess

[Najii]

Heres a recent one of mine and a hookup

[Palerider]

Here's her best friend...who I think is hotter by the way




I hooked up with her...so how the fk does she think I'm gay? lol

[Mertron]

Is rape considered a hook up?

You're black. Black people are good at rape I hear. That'll teach her whos gay.

[Najii]

....

[Palerider]

Lmao. Good suggestion. FINALLY A GOOD SUGGESTION!

[Gilean]

I say you keep pretending to be gay and become her best friend, you may find this book usefull lol

http://www.amazon.com/Your-Straight-Man ... 0811845109

[Praetor]

.... why is there a picture of my sister on this thread

[Darkwarrior]

well as to answer you: it really depends on the girl >.>; i know a girl that loves to try to hook up with gay guys just to see if she can make them change, but i really don't know yours so lol

[Ploid]

That's what you get for being so hooked on shopping for clothes. Yes it's possible, some girls like guys to act like them and have those things in common. Any one night stand is possible btw, you can be a bear and it's possible. Since that's all you need to win the bet, you have a chance still. What kind of question is this?

[Scorsese]

She thinks you're gay...i dunno some girls are into that. Maybe she's one of them. This reminds me of one of my fav movies called 'Eating Out' (no, it's not a porno, but the guys in it are fkn HOT). At the advice of his gay roommate, one guy pretents to be gay to land a girl. In the end, she finds out he's not really gay, and she finds out he only did it to get with her....which she thinks is the sweetest thing ever...and they hook up. Of course, he had to have a guy go down on him...but HEY!!..it worked out. :>

[Palerider]

I was going to let this thread fizzle out, but I can't let Scorsese end it on the topic of a gay movie and some guy getting dome action that was sober. Oh, and I'll see this girl that thinks I'm gay this upcoming Wednesday.

Every Wednesday this fraternity hosts "Wine Wednesday" where everyone dresses up and we drink expensive drinks, champagne etc etc. (I'm making my signature carabulus for this girl so I can hook up with her...) Anyone have any other suggestions? Oh, and kinda sucks that the next time I see her I'll be extremely well dressed, which may further her suspicion of my homosexuality damn it haha

[M fkn G]

Pale...

you are gay for even questioning yourself.




Now go hook up with a skinny white guy.

[Maelicia]

Oh, and kinda sucks that the next time I see her I'll be extremely well dressed, which may further her suspicion of my homosexuality damn it haha

The more you try to defend yourself the more harm it does, lol

[Palerider]

I hate you all. That is all. Goodbye.

[Scorsese]

I showed your pic to 3 girls at work. All black, very pretty :>

2 of 3 said you looked gay.

You lose.^^

[Darkwarrior]

hahaha

[Praetor]

I showed your pic to 3 girls at work. All black, very pretty :>

2 of 3 said you looked gay.

You lose.^^

Where I work there is a intern here who is from Nigeria. She is all about sharp looking men and is obcessed with the men in the film 300. The other day she asked me if I thought she was an Oreo and i LOL'd -- ANYWAYS my point, I had shown her Pale's pictures, the one with the Magazine in the chair and the other with the white girl. She said in both pictures you look like he looks like a gay man.

Even the women from your kinds continent pale think you're um, mis-aligned.

[Scorsese]

fuck you, praetor, your kind is the mis-aligned!

[Praetor]

fuck you, praetor, your kind is the mis-aligned!

/fondle.