I get outlotted on everything

[Ploid]

Someone stole my dog's shelter from my back yard. My back yard is gated with a sturdy tall wooden fence. The day it was taken it was storming like crazy. Also it had to have been done from 6:40 am to around maybe 7:20am. I had to come back to the house because I forgot something and it was gone.

Who the crap wants to steal a dog shelter from a small dog. My neighbors are old white people, maybe they hate the dog and wanted it to suffer?

[Yorke]

Well us crackers do love to keep the man down, as I'm sure you're aware.

[Ploid]

I must say, this event left me feeling a bit unsafe. It's like I was given a message, "took something you surely would notice. We'll be back for everything next time!" That or lightning struck it and it disintegrated. Could have been aliens, which freaks me out a bit.

[Yorke]

Maybe your dog is one of the aliens and he's getting ready to leave you for the mothership soon?

Wanted a parting gift.