I get outlotted on everything

[Bodycount]

how could a pig woman be attractive?
my money is on fat and manly

[ItsSeflol]

[Bodycount]

No way in hell that's a real cop

[ItsSeflol]

[Ploid]

She's real, I've been arrested and detained by one.

[ItsSeflol]

Well we all would have guessed that.

[Yorke]

I'm over the scare finally...was shook for a few days after, not gonna lie

[Ploid]

First time DUI offense is 48 hours in the slammer, license can be suspended for 1 year. Fine is 2,500 ish Well for MS.

[Mrdude]

yup, it sucks. Even 2 beer could push you over. I still have a criminal record from mine, so I can't even enter the US until I get a pardon.

[Bodycount]

So my ex lost her shit more than usual and straight up told my new girl I fucked her a month ago. I'm single again as a result.
I actually liked this girl a lot too.

Never ever fuck your ex ever

Yep, NEVER ever fuck your ex under any circumstance.

[Ploid]

Ah dang man. Yeah you gotta handle relationships like it's a unstable stick of dynamite. That stuff just blows up in your face. An ex is a highly sensitive crate of dynamite. Don't even look a t it funny, don't look happy in her presence, and don't even think that thing that almost involve her.

[Bodycount]

It's all good! Smoothed it out with new girl, ex has nothing on me now.
Yeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

[Ploid]

That moment when you sit on your glasses, break them up a bit, and fall down throwing a fit like a baby. Then you realize you're a grown man and proceed to fix the glasses. This is what I hear, a friend of a friend thing. I never throw fits.

[Bodycount]

Always hilarious when grown ass people throw tantrums.

[Ploid]

Ok OK it was me, darn you BC. I was by myself and I sat on my glasses as I sat on the bed. I didn't notice until I started looking for them. I got up and looked at the mangled metal and moved one of the arms a bit and it broke off. Then I just fell down burying my face in the pillow for 10 seconds. Spent a bit to fix it, and all was fine. Thankfully nothing important got bent. Only the joint connectors. I knew I shouldn't have gotten used to glasses. I like the look though, and they did improve my sight.

[Bodycount]

Ex is crazy, trying to fuck up my shit. Wish me luck on Wednesday sane people!

[Ploid]

Canada women sound crazy.

Don't know if any of you ever been through breakdowns and unjustice. Me i'm a beat poet.
I've had my whole life in a country robbed from me. From a woman I was in love with.
The story is sad, and tragic. And i'm far from over it. I am now in europe. And I love video games for their escapism.

Anyway, I used to live in toronto canada. I had a career and university. Friends, an apartment. But I got deported from having a fight on the phone with my exgirlfriend.

I'm 23, and I have to start over. I'm living with depression, and some neurosis.

Anybody know this feeling? Of moving back to your parents, due to something injustice or maybe some other reason?

I hope you are a Canada native, and that you don't fight with her over the phone. Also good luck.

[Yorke]

That's....terrible.

[ItsSeflol]

canadawesome

[Bodycount]

Bitchez be crazy