It's all a mind thing, a few people do it to you and you think 90% does it. Though some places are safe, just places with expensive stuff where people follow you constantly asking if you need help acting as if they are just bored sucks. It's usually a small store in a mall like structure. Also I live in the deep south. I don't even mess with my neighbors, and allow their dogs to bark at me in my own yard. Scared of these dudes, hate their loud dog which acts like he owns everything. I popped some loud fireworks two nights in a row though. The big kinds that seem illegal to even sell (Tube with balls you put in them and blast into the sky one at a time (mortar). Was kinda second guessing if I should do it both times. I live in fear.

those mortars are fkn baller tho, I love em

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

At first I thought this was 'aunt'

Two wrongs don't make a right but...

College.

Freak out yo kidz

Pottery is beautiful...in San Francisco

What I picked up Sef in

Nothing to say about this one.

Ploid photoshopped as an old lady

Left aisle is for your mothers.

Sure I can die, but can I really risk NOT looking at my huskie wallpaper?

True.

Figured Sef would love this one.

Photoshopped, I know cause the dude is white.

STARCH THE COLLAR AFTER OR ELSE

The internet loves Christmas also.

"If you can read this, then I ran out of ideas"

Ploid, this is what I envision the white people of Mississippi to be like.

All I want for Christmas is to not get pulled over for this.

What I assume all Mexican mailmen do for their customers Christmas-time

"My Holocaust shirt was at the dry cleaner"

Cause and effect:


Never thought about it like that, but now that you mention it:

I only got ticket #19 cause you guys all had 1-18

Seriously, Alabama?

Now that I know I can do this I never have to go on vacation again.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

"Ploid, this is what I envision the white people of Mississippi to be like."

It might be true, but even I would want a slide on that bad boy.

With the heat down here you don't turn down a pool party. Well unless they have an electric grill in the middle of the pool with the surge floating on a foam shoe or something.

Good stuff as always

Oh you.

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This is sweet



This is creepy.

I think adding one's own signature would be 5x as funny as Hitler's.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

I also thought that, VD.

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No one would think much of it if it was just someone else, but hitler they'd think the person either liked him, or would want to get rid of it asap via garbage or burned.

But you'd know, and that's all that matters.

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No "Tee hee" thought about them finding the text on your name. Only if they think your paintings are worth a ton and try to sell it for a mil or something only to find out it's a fake. For hitler you would think of the reaction at least one would create when someone happens to find it. On both you won't see the reactions.

I agree that no one would notice it but still, I think someone seeing my name on their picture, if of course they knew me, would have me dying laughing. I'd obviously have to lie and say I did paint it.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

If they know you most likely they'd think of it as "Property of Vedder."

snow cock n balls on that car is hilarious
I must do this to someone by the end of the year.

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When I was dorming in college we had this dude in our suite who was from NYC. He drove this Acura Integra (I own a TL so I actually AM badass) like it was the hottest shit to ever hit the streets. We buried it in snow entirely one time, the only things we left uncovered were the two side mirrors. Dude was so stupid that he believed it when we told him that it must have been the plows that pushed that much snow on his car cause there was no way anyone could do that by hand. Conveniently, his was the only one with basically ANY snow on it. It took us like 3 hours.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

Dang that sounds so fun. Snow is awesome, but I'll never have any of it.

At least you weren't assholes and didnt do the mirrors, probably would have broken them off under the pressure. That shit can be flimsy sometimes.

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Yeah but we didn't think of that, it looked hilarious that way.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

Oh well just semi non assholes then.

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