I heard a good joke this morning on the radio

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I heard a good joke this morning on the radio

#1 Post by Yorke »

When you have sex with 2 other people it's called a threesome.
When you have sex with 1 other person it's called a twosome.
It's no wonder people have called you handsome all your life.
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I started off giggling like this:
ha..ha...haha..hah.a.hahahahahaha
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#3 Post by Yorke »

Josie Dye did well with that one
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Hahaha
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haha
Josie is pretty awesome for a chick
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#6 Post by Yorke »

Here's another I've known for years:

99% of men have masturbated to gay porn.
The other 1% hum the same tune so people know they don't.
Do you know the lyrics to the tune?
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