I get outlotted on everything

[Yorke]

The worst part is that retarded little girls actually look up to these people. They think being a teen mom is some sort of ticket to fame or something. It's more like a ticket to welfare.

My mom is a guidance counselor at my old high school and she tells me shit all the time like this that pisses me off. Girls come in after like 1 hour sleep from going to the 18+ club and are all coked/e'd out. Do you know what would happen if I walked into my mom's office like that? She'd beat the ever-living shit outta me.

It's funny cause this lady at work was showing me pictures of her 17 year old daughter asking me to decide whether what she was wearing was inappropriate or not. I felt inappropriate even having to view the picture to tell her that her clothes were inappropriate.

[ItsSeflol]

No plois. Seriously people need to beat their kids.

[Yorke]

When I was grounded when I was younger, I literally wasn't even allowed to watch television.

[Bodycount]

Hate that show for the same reasons lol
Woman likes it and tries to tell me stories about them.
fml

[Ploid]

My mom found my weak spot and took away my controllers and basketball. When I'm not in trouble I could stay outside until 12am during the summer*. It was worth it to be good.

[Yorke]

I had a 9 PM curfew during the school year until I was 18 years old.

[Bodycount]

damn that sounds rough.. surely you appreciate them for it now

[Yorke]

I played FFXI for like 6 years, I obviously didn't turn out all that great.

[Ploid]

I think my mom wanted me to figure stuff out, and learn from my own mistakes young while making sure I didn't go out of line. Especially on sex lol. Glad I didn't have the birds and bees talk, and I'm no one's baby daddy. I never wanted any girl to come in contact with my mom. One girl I was interested in was already cool with my mom from school, so I stayed away from her even though my mom would constantly bring her name up. Just would have been very weird. My mom is currently loving my brother's GF and all she talks about is them getting married haha.

[Yorke]

I'm not the type to go out and try to bang 30 girls. I've slept with around 10 or so, none of which I got pregnant. Bonus.

[Ploid]

Edit: She didn't let me get out of control. I was a good kid.

[ItsSeflol]

My parents did it right, when I fucked up they told me, scolded me, then gave me the silent treatment. Seriously, the silent treatment from your parents teaches you wonders.

[Ploid]

That sounds like the time I was threatened to stay home from school if I didn't clean my room. Silent treatment from parents sounds good.

[Ploid]

From now on refer to me as Brown guy, not black. If you see me running down the street and someone ask you to describe me, don't say black guy, about 6'2. Say brown guy.

Also pale peach people aren't white. And who came up with the flesh colored crayon? Those pale peach people and their thinking the world revolves around them.

[Yorke]

just keep on callin us white, brown guy

[Bodycount]

It sounds like you had a bad experience recently Ploid.

to contribute to thread:
fml

[Yorke]

seriously, those peach crayons sucked anyway

[Ploid]

Nah, just had a discussion about it with a group. We are adopted though, we don't belong to no group and we have to take what name the man gives us unless we fight it enough.

For people saying they need to be able to describe the skin color when a cop needs it what's the difference than saying what the skin really looks like. Pale guy, light tan guy, reddish peach guy, tan guy, light brown guy, brown guy, dark brown guy, Seal color guy. Think that would help a lot more, and it shouldn't be that hard to remember your colors lol.

btw I don't see how Asians (japanese and the like) are supposed to be yellow. They look peachy like caucasians.

Don't have to avoid calling me black guy, just thinking about it.

[Yorke]

Asians seem darker than white people to me.

But seriously, those crayons sucked.

[Ploid]

Yep, they seemed like they were made out of harder material than the normal crayons. They just didn't show up well on the paper.