PC GAMING!!!!!!!

[Ploid]

I demand an apology. Do she know who I am? She wouldn't say that if she did. She has no freaking idea, I can ruin her. Going to discuss this with my lawyers.

[ItsSeflol]

Her rebuttal:
"You're black and can't afford a lawyer."

[Ploid]

I've been advised by my lawyer to no longer speak on this subject. You'll be receiving a letter in the mail soon. Bringing this to America's court. Hope you're not afraid to fly.

[ItsSeflol]

Actually the offense happened here so you'll have to the igloo court.

[Ploid]

Ice huh?

(leans over to lawyer and whispers)

Just settled it, she's been issued a warning.

[Ploid]

Man this NM fight is seriously kicking the crap out of me. Haha in that last fight he got aggro on something else while fighting queen spider thing. The good thing about this game is monsters fight themselves if they aren't the same group sometimes. So you can get some breathing room if you cross a different type as add.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADhd49kzUNU

I really wish I could duo this game with someone else, that would be nice. The guy in the video makes it seem so easy, though he has more buffs up (still learning about that) and more slots for magic and such (the yellow tabs, he has 3, I have 2). Has to be a higher level guy. You have to fight two of these things and I can't kill one. Going back in!

[Yorke]

No way that picture is real.

[ItsSeflol]

It has to be.

[Yorke]

If it is I doubt I've seen so much mad ever before.

[ItsSeflol]

Counter argument: Jim Kelly.

[Yorke]

h8r

[dionious]

Oh that game looks pretty kewl, I'll have to see if they have a demo on steam or something. I'll have to wait until next week though, my CPU fan/heatsynch went bad and I have to wait until my new one comes in ! Oh well, I took your advice and grabbed the ME2 from my co-worker. I must say, it plays pretty nice on the 360!

[Ploid]

Omg witcher 2 is getting epic!!!!!!!!!! Sick magic stuff going on all around, with zombie warriors and zombie mages resurrecting as we try to push back to the fort type of stuff.

GET THIS GAME!! It'll kick your teeth in like Demons Souls but you'll have a better sense of accomplishment when you kill stuff like Demon's Souls too. Hard games are back!!

[ItsSeflol]

I'll prolly get it when it's cheaper.
Infamous 2 + Duke Nukem coming out soon, not enough money for a lot of games.

[Ploid]

Crap man, I just took like a bajillion pictures (I thought) then I exited the game, happy about what I found, and the sights I saw only to find that none of the pictures were taken. Gaaaaaah

This game looks drop dead gorgeous.

[Ploid]

This dungeon reminds me of Diablo screens. Also the fighting reminds me of those type of games where you click and the character attack and go to gather loot (Titan Quest, and what I assume to be Diablo gameplay).

[ItsSeflol]

Does your guy have an STD yet?

[Ploid]

There was a mage that had to make some seals and protective crap for me so I could pass through a death cloud and he mentioned that one was able to even cure syphilis. I thought to myself, "why is he telling me this?" The king he works for has it, but the whores say he stopped coming to them. He probably stick to the high end girls now, he only visited the whores to fit in with his soldiers. He's a pretty down to earth king. Yeah I have chats with the whores, they know a lot like bard spies.

I only did the sex thing 4 times in this game. 2 were maybe mandatory, ok probably 1 was. Your choices effect the story and your allies seemingly instantly. This game is top notch. Also it's best played with a controller if you ask me, look forward to a console port. Who would not publish these guys for a console version, that would be stupid. This game would sell a ton on consoles.

[ItsSeflol]

And the other 3 times were to finish off?

[Ploid]

One was for that picture I did earlier.

The next was to side with the sorceress and ended in me not refusing a dip in a pool.

Last was because I won the tournament fight which ended with the girl from the group I was traveling with. At the end she was all like, "Oh thanks for not taking it easy on me, that would have sucked if you treated me differently." And I was like, "I'm a witcher, I live for fighting. Don't know how to hold back." Then she was like, "we should go for a round of drinks." And I was all, "Dur dur dur."

Also about girl 3 she had this freaky tattoo on her back. I think it's because [highlight spoiler] she witnessed a elf slave die after delivering her baby during a rescue heist attempt (a actual mission, probably should spoiler tag this). She seemed pretty broken up about it. Also before the tournament I had already chatted up this person (Ves) and learned her back story. Pretty cool character. She's a racist though, well actually she don't hate all elves, she mentioned she's just doing her job, if humans were among them she'd treat them the same. And that was before the spoilered mission, maybe she has a new outlook on elves now.



Btw your girl should love this game. There's a lot of books, lore, and drama in it + the fighting is awesome. Kings being controlled by mages, dragons, double crossing, contract killers showing up while you're minding your business carrying contracts to kill you, NMs (Notorious monsters if you forgot), loot. I'm making this my offline ffxi fix. You can charm monsters but it's kinda out of your hands after you charm them. Nothing like bst.