So, I'm trying to get into this place for a new job and I had to take a piss test and I'm wondering if anyone here has had to take one for a job before. Most of the friends I have asked say it won't be an issue, but most of them have nothing to do with corporate anything so...

I haven't done any fancy drugs in like 3-6 months or so, so I'm not worried about them finding anything serious in the test, I do however have a penchant for smoking weed and there will probably be a very positive test for that.

So my question is: Are they going to hold weed in my pee against me??
Personally, I don't think it should be held against me but ijdk if corporate piss screeners will look at things the same way.

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"marijuana can stay in your blood stream for as long as two months!"

"Now, I’m not advocating dishonesty with your employer but a urinalysis unfairly punishes weed smokers while cokeheads and meth addicts get a free pass since those drugs only show up in a urinalysis within 72 hours of use while marijuana can stay in the system for 30 days or more. I don’t smoke before work (usually) and it never affects my ability to perform the functions of my job, but after a long day, nothing sounds better then a big, green bowl.

First off, if you can just stop smoking for thirty days then do it. It’s the simple solution to this situation. However, sometimes you don’t have that much time to prepare so you have to improvise. I have had to take ten to fifteen of these tests over the years with a 100% success rate."

http://www.theweedblog.com/how-to-pass- ... marijuana/

I wouldn't advise that you try that sneaky risky method, you could get in big trouble.

I'm not sure how ya'll roll up there.

I used someone else's. Brought him to the test location with me and bought him lunch so he'd just chill while I went to the test. He filled up a small bottle, like 6 ozs or so, which I sealed/taped tightly and put into a thermos of pre-boiled water for temperature sake. Then I took the bottle outta the thermos and tucked it under my balls (I wore skinnier jeans to keep it from moving around). Then all I had to do was pour the bottle into the cup. Worked great.

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Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
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The better question is do they test monthly!~

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I hate this linkshell with a fiery passion.

VD do you have any interest in working in the C.I.A.? That's some spy stuff right there. Darn bond movie has me in the spy mood.

Also too bad you don't live in California VD. Since that accident where you bumped your baby toe on the corner of that wall you could have been on medical marijuana for the rest of your life. Oh and there's that shoulder thing you had.

I can say I'd find it very difficult to live anywhere but the Northeast. Everything is like 8 hours away at most (Chicago, Boston, NYC, Philly, Baltimore, DC, etc).

I doubt it comes to NY because of NYC, that'd prolly get outta control.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

Used my own pee for the test lol. I should have probably brought in a thermos of someone else's but idk if they random test later or not.

Coloroado or Washington, now the best American states?

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denied

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This was all I could think of.

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You failed the test?

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

I did.
They wouldn't tell me if it was just the drug test or the criminal check or which part I failed, just that I was denied.
Pretty sure it was the drug test...

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Blame Israel, everyone else does.

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Sux man ;(

Next time should sneak a non-smoking friend with you. I'd think they'd do the background check before the drug test because the test is expensive from what I hear.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

I honestly didn't think testing positive for weed would matter at all. Totally strapping a thermos of someones clean urine to my leg next time I have to take one!

Comapany ate the cost for their background check/tests.

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Yeah I know they do eat the cost, which is why I figured they'd pull your BG before the test. It wasn't a thermos, it was a shampoo bottle stored in a thermos of hot water. One of the first things they test when you're taking a drug test is the temperature which is why I made sure to test the thermos water to exactly 100 degrees.

Did you put Ridill on your resume? That's enough to overlook any faults whatsoever (sry J)

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

Thats how I got my job.

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Sefsig pwns

Have you guys seen this? Ron Paul on Marijuana, and why it should be legalized.

http://youtu.be/BPuJQaIgJeg

I agree with him, what say you guys? It would free up a lot of wasteful gov spending on the war on drugs. Also they can tax it to heck and bust people that try to grow it themselves like Moonshine (I watched that on Discovery Channel. Good show).

http://youtu.be/R9Rsmw9j3NI Moonshine season 2 preview. Need a license to produce and sell.

Any idea how much the government makes taxing cigarettes?

If legalized only in California, the taxable sales would earn over $1 billion per year. Take away that same tax money going to pay for jail stays now and it's not even close...should be legalized.

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Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

So much money could be made off weed related taxes..they should also manufacture/use hemp for all the things you can make out of it.

People would still grow their own though.

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