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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:57 pm 
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When you have sex with 2 other people it's called a threesome.
When you have sex with 1 other person it's called a twosome.
It's no wonder people have called you handsome all your life.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:28 pm 
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Purposely trained wrong as a joke.
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I started off giggling like this:
ha..ha...haha..hah.a.hahahahahaha

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:30 pm 
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Josie Dye did well with that one

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:21 pm 
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Hahaha


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:03 pm 
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haha
Josie is pretty awesome for a chick

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:04 pm 
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Here's another I've known for years:

99% of men have masturbated to gay porn.
The other 1% hum the same tune so people know they don't.
Do you know the lyrics to the tune?

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