New jerb

[Yorke]

Got a promotion yesterday! Gonna be moving out of Centralized Operations at the bank and moving into a Risk Management/Money Laundering investigation role. Sounds pretty cool and comes with a big pay raise.

Super happy, RL Ridill dorp.

[ItsSeflol]

Yay

[Yorke]

Thanks, even if you're white.

[ItsSeflol]

well i am white

[Yorke]

THAT'S A SERIOUS ACCUSATION

[ItsSeflol]

How's life in the big b-lo?

[Yorke]

Not bad, started looking for a new apt that's a little bit closer to where I work but haven't found anything yet.

Bills had kinda an up year, some bad break or else we'd have been 11-5 and staring at the playoffs.

How is TO? Heard you fired your hockey coach. Must be trying times.

[ItsSeflol]

Life is pretty good actually. Yah he got canned, wasn't hard to see coming

[Yorke]

That'll happen!

Bills are gonna have Rex Ryan next year so that should be pretty interesting. Still don't watch much hockey, but they built what are (apparently) the largest outdoor skating rink complexes in North America (or the world, idk) right in downtown Buffalo.

SO I CAN SKATE NOW. I'll be in the NHL asap.

[ItsSeflol]

well i mean youre white, which is a good start

[Yorke]

Easily the most important part of getting into the NHL.

My co-workers have been sending me horrible emails all week because they don't want me to leave ;(

[ItsSeflol]

Unless they result in a sexual harassment case in your favor I don't see much of a reason to

[Yorke]

Frankly, I'm a little insulted because I honestly don't believe I'm being harassed

[ItsSeflol]

Well then they're not really friends now are they?

[Yorke]

You raise a good point, I'm heading to HR this afternoon to discuss.

[ItsSeflol]

"I was not harassed and I'm not feeling violated because of it"

[Dye]

Nice, congrats!