she eatin' dis order...dat order...

<_<


Thought I could start a topic based purely on yo momma jokes...I don't expect this to make it passed the first page. But oh well, what the hell...DO IT!

yo momma's so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the driveway

yo momma's so fat, she has small planets orbitting around her


idk why but when i first heard those ones, i laughed so hard.. now its not rly funny =/

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.
Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.

Yo momma's so fat, she fell...I didn't laugh...BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKIN' UP!
Yo momma's so fat, she moisturizes with Crisco.
Yo momma's so fat, she masturbates to a cook book. <_<

Palerider wrote:Yo momma's so fat, she fell...I didn't laugh...BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKIN' UP!
Yo momma's so fat, she moisturizes with Crisco.
Yo momma's so fat, she masturbates to a cook book. <_<

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Yo momma......FFXI STYLE!

You're momma's so fat, it takes 3 BLMs to D2 her!

lmao good one Scor.
Your mothers so fat that when she wore an "X" jacket a helicopter tried to land on her back.

Amy, you got a problem with my Yo momma jokes?! Think you can do better?!

Yo momma's so poor she got her bathroom, kitchen and living room all in the same room...

yo momma's so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck

For Pale sorry nigga

Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water would turn into coffee
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and was marked absent LOL...
and my favorite
Yo daddy so black, he was riding a motorcycle and a cop pulled him over for tented windows.

Gilean wrote:For Pale Yo daddy so black, he was riding a motorcycle and a cop pulled him over for tented windows.

lmao

THIS AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME NIGGAZ



FOR GILEAN!!!

Yo momma is a platinum rap star...she wraps a million burritos a day at Chipotle bitch!

Lame, Pale......just lame.

Yo mama's so black, she makes asphalt look grey rofl

OH C'MON! You at least smiled a bit...lol

GILEANS WAS LAME FK DAT LOL ASPHALT IS GRAY!

Yo momma is SO old she took her drivers liscence test on a dinosaur, nigga~!

Yo mama's so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk L M A O

Edit: Waiting for Pale and a GOOD mexican mom joke

FFXI STYLE!!

Pale's momma is so fat, Sky became known as Ground after she ported up.

Pale's momma is so fat, she got sea access and caused a massive flood.

k, i'm just coming up w/ shit now. I'm so rdy for lunch.

Yo momma is a mexiCANT

... <_< I too...am ready for lunch...actually I'm off of work in an 1:45 mins lol

Pale's momma is so fat, she uses diet soap!