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I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 1:41 pm
by Yorke
It was on Showtime. I woke up at 4 AM on my couch and softcore porn was on TV.
Discuss.
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 2:39 pm
by Ploid
lol
I remember falling asleep watching free willie and that resulted in one of the worst nightmares I ever had.
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 4:20 pm
by ItsSeflol
Maybe the part where the chick gets jizz-stuck on the ceiling was transitional?
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 10:24 pm
by Mrdude
There's one channel that play's movies all day long, but at midnight porn starts.
One night, was sitting at the computer, watching a movie, then I got into something on the computer, don't remember what. Hour or so later, my Dad walks in, and there's some chick on top of a guys shoulders getting eaten out.
Was kind awkward.
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 12:23 am
by Lolmy
did you notice ur dad jerkin in the corner when u stopped focusing on the computer
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 12:51 am
by Mrdude
yeah, that's why it was awkward.
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 12:59 am
by Ploid
Omg at that situation. Would never happen in america. The moons would have to align to have random softcore skinimax stuff on while you're at the computer and someone you respect walks in.
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 2:08 am
by Bodycount
he told you not to eat random vagina if he is a good man.
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 2:07 pm
by Yorke
Mrdude wrote:There's one channel that play's movies all day long, but at midnight porn starts.
One night, was sitting at the computer, watching a movie, then I got into something on the computer, don't remember what. Hour or so later, my Dad walks in, and there's some chick on top of a guys shoulders getting eaten out.
Was kind awkward.
did he catch you watching double-porn?
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 6:14 pm
by Mrdude
no ^^
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 5:48 pm
by Yorke
http://www.wben.com/Former-Sabre-Matt-B ... --/9836324
Matthew Barnaby got arrested, only posting this because my ex-girlfriend's best friend used to fuck him (while he was still married) and my disagreement with her doing so was one of the main reasons we broke up.
ke to the keke
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 6:40 pm
by ItsSeflol
BARNABY SHOOTS... SCORES.
Vintage 90s goal versus the Flyers.
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 7:26 pm
by Bodycount
h8 barnaby.
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:37 pm
by Yorke
women's tennis should be shown at the time that porn was; some of those girls are hot as fuck and wear like, nothing.
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:54 pm
by Ploid
Uhh
Uhh!
UUHH!
Uhh!
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:15 pm
by Yorke
seriously bro
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 3:41 pm
by ItsSeflol
I prefer women's beach volleyball but I understand your plight.
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 3:43 pm
by Bodycount
Does Serena Williams scare anybody else or is that just me?
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 4:39 pm
by Ploid
Re: I fell asleep watching Scary Movie
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 4:49 pm
by ItsSeflol
The best one is the skeleton with the smoke between his fingers.
