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I'm going to get married...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:33 pm
by Lutia
... as soon as chinese and german governments are done with paper-fighting and blahblah. thx.

Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:59 pm
by ItsSeflol
The only reply to this thread is lolu.

Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:21 pm
by Lutia
It is an unnecessary reply, because I am already aware! :selfhammer:

Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:40 pm
by Yorke
Balls > Bear Trap

Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:34 pm
by ItsSeflol
And it ain't her vagina.

Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:46 pm
by Tyriac
gawd you're all a bunch of miserable buggers ain't ya, congratulations on your forthcoming marriage, If you eat wedding cake the sex dies (just a heads up). Oh and the dishes, thats now your job not hers

Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:02 pm
by Yorke
Sef lies, her vagina may be a bear trap also.

Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:11 pm
by ItsSeflol
Does she do anal?

Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:12 pm
by Yorke
serious question

Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:02 pm
by Ploid
Grats, not looking forward to doing that. Marriage is a lot of work. Oh and move to China, its the most powerful Country. Germany is so 1940's

Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:10 pm
by Lutia
Tyriac wrote:Oh and the dishes, thats now your job not hers

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Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:37 pm
by ItsSeflol
Yorke wrote:serious question

Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:05 am
by Bodycount
grats man! (you want to get married I'm guessing)
ItsSeflol wrote:
Yorke wrote:serious question

serious question.

Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:04 pm
by Ploid
Well I just had a weird dream, most likely because of Lutia. Somehow my friend crashed his truck into some Chinese business establishment then I woke up and I was the only one in the truck. Then these fine Chinese girls were slapping me and stripping, there was some scary chinese dudes around so I didn't touch. They forced my friend who's married to have sex with them, and I was recording the girls on my phone while making sure the dudes didn't notice.

Edit: The internet is too into anal. I'm not sure it's some inside joke but what the crap is going on. Tired of vagina, tired of mouth, tired of handjob, tired of boob job, let's see if butt is better. And I can't imagine it feels comfortable for the girl, and that's the one you're supposed to be pleasing.

Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:27 pm
by ItsSeflol
This is still the 1970s, fuck how the chicks feel.

Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:34 pm
by Bodycount
I heard about guys like you.
@Ploid

Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:49 pm
by Ploid
There is a casual sex site up now (saw on CNN). How will you resist Lutia?

BC:
I the worst thing I fear about getting someone pregnant is the fact I might have to watch the suffering. Ever get a big chunk of crap that you claw your eyes out as you try to pass it? That's what I imagine when people talk about asking their girls for anal.

Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:21 am
by Mrdude
grats lutfag :)

Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:18 am
by ItsSeflol
BC come to north York and loan me 20 bucks. Going to the disturbed/korn concert tomorrow but I forgot to fuckin transfer money into my chequing account so I can't fuckin get downtown now.

Re: I'm going to get married...

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:29 am
by Lutia
Ploid wrote:There is a casual sex site up now

This information is around 15 years old. Welcome to CNN.