i want these framed and put on my wall.

"and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw"
I apologize to mankind, as I broke this..fiveish minutes ago.
I've also broken a lot of those, mainly the sleeping with a chick ones.
ALSO, these are redonkulously accurate.

25. Fives must be called at all times when getting out of your seat. If not, your seat is up for grabs. However, "house rules" may come into effect, in which case it is left up to the owner of the seat.

Oh, the fights we used to have.

Also, I could tell stories about many of those codes, but I am looked down upon enough.

omg I love Fives. I've ruined many an evening with it.

I break 30, 65, and 67 on a daily basis

20. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

34. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way up so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.

57. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object. In fact, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient.

60. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught.

61. No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has had in a night