• Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 9:56 pm**

Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.

The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.

In other news, I am working from a beanbag from now on. Sweet merciful crap.

Yes this chair has the same kind of gas cylinder your chair has. Did you also shift to the right after reading? :\

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 10:25 pm**

i want a new chair. . .

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2009 11:18 pm**

where do you find this stuff Ploid lol
I totally shifted ;o

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2009 12:16 am**

Bodycount wrote:where do you find this stuff Ploid lol
I totally shifted ;o

And

I should get a beanbag chair like the guy that wrote the article. Found it on a forum.

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2009 1:05 am**

Ploid wrote:Yes this chair has the same kind of gas cylinder your chair has. Did you also shift to the right after reading? :\

I shifted to the middle.

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2009 4:29 am**

I sat still and took it like a champ.

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2009 6:19 am**

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2009 12:42 pm**

ItsSeflol wrote:I sat still and took it like a champ.

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2009 3:13 pm**

that'll happen

Posted: **Thu May 21, 2009 10:27 pm**

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