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some more jokes
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:24 pm
by Tyriac
Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!"
A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.
Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's YOUR mum, is it?"
Re: some more jokes
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:25 pm
by Tyriac
Hmmm, snow.
The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day.
Re: some more jokes
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:07 pm
by Scorsese
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!
Re: some more jokes
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:44 pm
by sera
Re: some more jokes
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:00 am
by ItsSeflol
GIVING HER WHAT, GIVING HER WHAT?!
Also, was funny, but I didn't laugh, but it was agreeable.
Re: some more jokes
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:30 am
by Yorke
This one day Sef and I are walking through this field and we see this sheep with his head stuck in a fence.
I was feeling particularly frisky, so I turn to Sef and I say "Man I'm really horny, I'm gonna fuck this sheep right here."
So I pull down my pants and start banging this sheep. I get done and I'm all sweaty and shit. Sef turns to me and says "Damn, I'm horny as hell too, and that looked a lot of fun. Mind if I step in?"
So I'm like "nah, man, I'm spent, go ahead."
He's like "Awesome"
So I pull my pants up, and as I turn back around I see that Sef has his head stuck in the fence.
Re: some more jokes
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:18 am
by Lolmy
ts?
Re: some more jokes
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:26 am
by Yorke
Couldn't make that up.
Re: some more jokes
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:41 am
by ItsSeflol
Not gunna say it didn't happen.
Re: some more jokes
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:48 am
by Ploid
Yorke wrote:This one day Sef and I are walking through this field and we see this sheep with his head stuck in a fence.
I was feeling particularly frisky, so I turn to Sef and I say "Man I'm really horny, I'm gonna fuck this sheep right here."
So I pull down my pants and start banging this sheep. I get done and I'm all sweaty and shit. Sef turns to me and says "Damn, I'm horny as hell too, and that looked a lot of fun. Mind if I step in?"
So I'm like "nah, man, I'm spent, go ahead."
He's like "Awesome"
So I pull my pants up, and as I turn back around I see that Sef has his head stuck in the fence.
Re: some more jokes
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:48 am
by Yorke
Precisely.
Snow day
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:55 pm
by Aemora
Mrdude.
Re: some more jokes
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:14 pm
by Scorsese
I enjoyed this story.
Re: some more jokes
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:30 pm
by Mrdude
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Re: some more jokes
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:56 am
by ItsSeflol
This does not surprise me.
Re: Snow day
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:41 am
by Yorke
Aemora wrote:Mrdude.
lmfao
Re: some more jokes
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:17 am
by Aemora
Glad someone got it. ^^
THETA SASH GO!
Re: some more jokes
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:46 am
by Mrdude
why you continue to talk?
Your post count will never again be comparable, asshole.
Re: some more jokes
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:50 pm
by Aemora
Quality not quantity.
Your bitches should've taught you that by now.
Re: some more jokes
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:00 pm
by Yorke
Aemora wrote:Quality not quantity.
Your bitches should've taught you that by now.
All of my 7k posts (including the stolen ones) have been amazing.
