Cause I am stuck in my driveway -_-

My driveway is one huge sheet of ice.

yes, the whole fucking driveway is ice.

Not chunks of ice here and there, one fucking sheet of ice.

Look under the snow where my tires have been grooving and moving.


Yeah that's ice, if it was just snow I would have muscled my way out by now, alas. I am going to sit home and fap all day me thinks.

Gotta love the winter?

first real snow of SEPA



fucking hilarious, burning tires is fun!

We've had snow on the ground since christmas, and its been terrible weather since.

Last week it was -15 to -25 every single day.


also, speaking of burnt tires....
my dad has a brand new, 7-8 month old Chev 4wd truck leased through work. He is fucking stupid as fuck when driving it. I can't even count how many snow banks he has driven into/over just to see if it would go. This past weekend he overdid it. He fucking drove the truck onto our lawn, which is covered in hard packed snow. Half way around the house, he gets stuck. Cannot get out, I was there for 2 hours shoveling/pushing (yeah, he made me try to push a fucking truck alone, great idea!) etc, nothing working. He gets pissed off, floors the gass, burns his new winter tires to fuck. Now his truck has one decent tire out of the 4 on it.

ended up saying fuck it, got my uncles spade shovel the next day and got it out in another 2 hoursish, there were holes in the fucking lawn atleast 4-5 inches deep from him steping on the gas.

I love idiots.

Walk?
Lots of salt?
Stay in and watch porn all day?

Yeah I am watching movies and doing znms

must suck having your balls freeze whenever you have to your outhouse T_T

wow safer, never watched manswers b4?

your body temp needs to be 21 degrees before your balls can actually fall off.

My Audi is AWD, etc...